I can’t wait for Reverse Mullet Barbie. Or the Kate Gosselin Barbie with Fancy Reverse Mullet that comes with a tiny jar of pomade and a gigantic conversion van.
Reverse Mullet Barbie. BEST IDEA EVER.
As I read your comments and looked at the photo of Kate Gosselin repeatedly, a feeling of calmness washed over me. It was like I was being hypnotized by her spiky porcupine quills! All of the sudden I heard a voice. A tiny Reverse Mullet Barbie was sitting on my shoulder, whispering “Sarah, Sarahhhhhhhh, come over to the dark side….release your judgmental tendencies and your good taste….multiple painful-looking hair spikes are all the rage. I have chosen you as the messenger of the reverse mullet doctrine, and you must spread the word to the masses of heretics. Do it, Sarah. DO IT NOWWWWWWW.”
I don’t know what came over me.
BOW DOWN AT THE TEMPLE OF THE REVERSE MULLET.