My New Haircut!

Your comments were brilliant yesterday. Alexandraleigh had me in hysterics with this one:

I can’t wait for Reverse Mullet Barbie. Or the Kate Gosselin Barbie with Fancy Reverse Mullet that comes with a tiny jar of pomade and a gigantic conversion van.

Reverse Mullet Barbie. BEST IDEA EVER.

As I read your comments and looked at the photo of Kate Gosselin repeatedly, a feeling of calmness washed over me. It was like I was being hypnotized by her spiky porcupine quills! All of the sudden I heard a voice. A tiny Reverse Mullet Barbie was sitting on my shoulder, whispering “Sarah, Sarahhhhhhhh, come over to the dark side….release your judgmental tendencies and your good taste….multiple painful-looking hair spikes are all the rage. I have chosen you as the messenger of the reverse mullet doctrine, and you must spread the word to the masses of heretics. Do it, Sarah. DO IT NOWWWWWWW.”

I don’t know what came over me.


  1. sizzle

    June 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm

    You got that on pretty good. ;-)

  2. lucy

    June 4, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    oh wow. I love it. Business in the front, party in the back! Perfect!

  3. Rebecca (Bearca)

    June 4, 2009 at 12:15 pm


  4. Sarah

    June 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    …thanks for the lip gloss tips over the past few weeks. In the past month, I’ve acquired Pagoda, Dolce Vita (gloss and lip color), AND Kiehl’s (but instead of Goldenberry, I went for the slighty darker Berry 1851 because it reminds of the magic I felt when I tried my first great lip gloss: Clinique’s Black Honey!)

    I feel all Single White Female, the way I copy your lip gloss choices.

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to shake down my local Estee Lauder counter for some Fig lip liner.


    June 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    Does Reverse Mullet Barbie come with Castrated and Bitter Ken?

    Love the new look. Let us know what gel you use to make you hair stick straight up. :)

  6. Amanda

    June 4, 2009 at 12:46 pm

    The Reverse Mullet is not complete without trainwreck highlights…c’mon Sarah, let us see that! (Cuz I see you’ve tamed them down for your shot, THANK GOD).

  7. lisa

    June 4, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    I don’t even know what to say about this…it’s like a train wreck that I can’t stop staring at!!!!

  8. HollyLynne

    June 4, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    REVERSE MULLET!! Oh, man, did her hair EVER need a name. And I think that name is PERFECTION!

  9. Kimberly Willis

    June 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    “Does Reverse Mullet Barbie come with Castrated and Bitter Ken?”

    HA HA HA. Awesome.

  10. Angella

    June 4, 2009 at 5:01 pm


  11. tera Stephens

    June 4, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    ok, i just peed a little in my pants!!! clearly the work of a brilliant hair stylist!!

  12. metalia

    June 5, 2009 at 7:20 am

    Speaking as someone who lives across the country, I would like the name of your hairdresser, so as to incorporate this foxy look into my own beauty profile. (NO ONE BELIEVES YOU, KATE.)

  13. Kim

    June 5, 2009 at 9:42 am

    I’d just like to point out all the girls Jon’s been photographed with recently have all had long, attractive hair. Coincidence? I don’t think so. I thus name her style the “Man Chaser.”

  14. mel

    June 9, 2009 at 2:34 pm


  15. Alexandrialeigh

    June 21, 2009 at 7:39 am

    A shout-out! I have been neglecting my blog-reading, and then I come back to this — how awesome.

    And seriously, I think Mattel should get on that. You know they would sell a TON of Gosselin Family Barbies. And later they could add Homewrecker Barbie, otherwise known as That Girl Jon Cheated on Kate With.