Your comments were brilliant yesterday. Alexandraleigh had me in hysterics with this one:
I can’t wait for Reverse Mullet Barbie. Or the Kate Gosselin Barbie with Fancy Reverse Mullet that comes with a tiny jar of pomade and a gigantic conversion van.
Reverse Mullet Barbie. BEST IDEA EVER.
As I read your comments and looked at the photo of Kate Gosselin repeatedly, a feeling of calmness washed over me. It was like I was being hypnotized by her spiky porcupine quills! All of the sudden I heard a voice. A tiny Reverse Mullet Barbie was sitting on my shoulder, whispering “Sarah, Sarahhhhhhhh, come over to the dark side….release your judgmental tendencies and your good taste….multiple painful-looking hair spikes are all the rage. I have chosen you as the messenger of the reverse mullet doctrine, and you must spread the word to the masses of heretics. Do it, Sarah. DO IT NOWWWWWWW.”
I don’t know what came over me.
BOW DOWN AT THE TEMPLE OF THE REVERSE MULLET.
sizzle
June 4, 2009 at 12:03 pmYou got that on pretty good. ;-)
lucy
June 4, 2009 at 12:12 pmoh wow. I love it. Business in the front, party in the back! Perfect!
Rebecca (Bearca)
June 4, 2009 at 12:15 pmHawt.
Sarah
June 4, 2009 at 12:34 pm…thanks for the lip gloss tips over the past few weeks. In the past month, I’ve acquired Pagoda, Dolce Vita (gloss and lip color), AND Kiehl’s (but instead of Goldenberry, I went for the slighty darker Berry 1851 because it reminds of the magic I felt when I tried my first great lip gloss: Clinique’s Black Honey!)
I feel all Single White Female, the way I copy your lip gloss choices.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to shake down my local Estee Lauder counter for some Fig lip liner.
TUWABVB
June 4, 2009 at 12:37 pmDoes Reverse Mullet Barbie come with Castrated and Bitter Ken?
Love the new look. Let us know what gel you use to make you hair stick straight up. :)
Amanda
June 4, 2009 at 12:46 pmThe Reverse Mullet is not complete without trainwreck highlights…c’mon Sarah, let us see that! (Cuz I see you’ve tamed them down for your shot, THANK GOD).
lisa
June 4, 2009 at 1:09 pmI don’t even know what to say about this…it’s like a train wreck that I can’t stop staring at!!!!
HollyLynne
June 4, 2009 at 1:44 pmREVERSE MULLET!! Oh, man, did her hair EVER need a name. And I think that name is PERFECTION!
Kimberly Willis
June 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm“Does Reverse Mullet Barbie come with Castrated and Bitter Ken?”
HA HA HA. Awesome.
Angella
June 4, 2009 at 5:01 pmThis. THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU.
tera Stephens
June 4, 2009 at 9:55 pmok, i just peed a little in my pants!!! clearly the work of a brilliant hair stylist!!
metalia
June 5, 2009 at 7:20 amSpeaking as someone who lives across the country, I would like the name of your hairdresser, so as to incorporate this foxy look into my own beauty profile. (NO ONE BELIEVES YOU, KATE.)
Kim
June 5, 2009 at 9:42 amI’d just like to point out all the girls Jon’s been photographed with recently have all had long, attractive hair. Coincidence? I don’t think so. I thus name her style the “Man Chaser.”
mel
June 9, 2009 at 2:34 pmawesome.
Alexandrialeigh
June 21, 2009 at 7:39 amA shout-out! I have been neglecting my blog-reading, and then I come back to this — how awesome.
And seriously, I think Mattel should get on that. You know they would sell a TON of Gosselin Family Barbies. And later they could add Homewrecker Barbie, otherwise known as That Girl Jon Cheated on Kate With.