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My New Haircut!

Your comments were brilliant yesterday. Alexandraleigh had me in hysterics with this one:

I can’t wait for Reverse Mullet Barbie. Or the Kate Gosselin Barbie with Fancy Reverse Mullet that comes with a tiny jar of pomade and a gigantic conversion van.

Reverse Mullet Barbie. BEST IDEA EVER.

As I read your comments and looked at the photo of Kate Gosselin repeatedly, a feeling of calmness washed over me. It was like I was being hypnotized by her spiky porcupine quills! All of the sudden I heard a voice. A tiny Reverse Mullet Barbie was sitting on my shoulder, whispering “Sarah, Sarahhhhhhhh, come over to the dark side….release your judgmental tendencies and your good taste….multiple painful-looking hair spikes are all the rage. I have chosen you as the messenger of the reverse mullet doctrine, and you must spread the word to the masses of heretics. Do it, Sarah. DO IT NOWWWWWWW.”

I don’t know what came over me.

BOW DOWN AT THE TEMPLE OF THE REVERSE MULLET.

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  1. Ken

    July 26, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Ummm ya ok so shes got a new hair cut, Im empresed. Insted of running around having fun she should be taking care of her kids. Insted shes got Jon to do it and be used as a doormat, while she gets all the credite for being a mom. He quits his job to help her with her corperation, and then come home to take care of the kids while she runs off to be on Amarican Chopper, go to the beach and pritty much have fun while every one supports her kids. We have to feel sorry for her because shes a mom, so we give her diapers and baby food. While shes off having fun with her friends or some thing cause she needs her ME time. What dose Jon get, his wife demaning him on Public tv. Give me a break and Im not sorry for not feeling bad for her. I dont like he had an afier, supposedly, realy not sure if he realy did it. I can realy see why he did it.She is a muliputive, coniving, user, and an all around anale person.She will end up with the kids while he pays child support and has to pritty much give up his retirment. The reson I say this is because when you pay child support, you pay out more then you woul if you were still married. Shes got it made while he sits on the side lines. She can take her books and what ever else shes got going for her self and shuve it.