How did THAT happen?

This weekend was chock-full of pregnancy-related clumsiness. I think I dropped items/tripped/ran into various pieces of furniture about 53 times. And as much as I luh-huve my husband, he has that uncanny ability to totally piss me off when these events occur. His favorite question…

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Whoorlito Update

We had our 18-week ultrasound yesterday afternoon, and whoorlito is doing excellent. Heart looks good, organs look good, bacon tastes goood, pork chops taste goood, etc. But the boy just wasn’t cooperating! He was beyond camera shy- all curled up, facing away from the ultrasound…

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Mmm Mmm Good

If anyone had a childhood addiction to FrankenBerry Cereal, I highly recommend running, not walking (walking is for SISSIES), to the grocery store and picking up some Strawberry Yogurt Burst Cheerios. They taste exactly the same, but without the scary hyperactive sugar high. You can…

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Whoorlito is a Genius

Most mothers out there would probably agree that feeling the baby’s first movements in the womb can be a tad confusing. According to the experts, a pregnant woman will start to feel her baby’s first movements somewhere in between 16 and 20 weeks. These movements…

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Rain Rain Go Away

It’s pouring in Southern California. I guess winter finally made an appearance. I personally don’t mind the rain- it’s the only weather change we experience around here. Well wait, maybe I mean I don’t mind the rain when I’m lying in my bed, eating bonbons…

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Queen Bee Arrives Soon

This is a quick post because my mom will be arriving in Orange County in less than 2 hours. I am seriously jazzed. It’s a bonafide mom/daughter weekend free of any men. Do you know what that means? SHOPPING BONANZA. Not only is my mom…

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