Mr. Vegetarian Husband won’t be eating dinner with me, which means… AND I might even get a shake. Woot! UPDATE: I would like to point out how pitiful I am…just counting the minutes until dinner. HOW CAN IT ONLY BE 4:30?!
Remember long, hot summer days at the pool as a kid? Playing Marco Polo or Jump/Dive off the diving board? My personal favorite was the Olympic diving re-enactments…slowly walking to the edge of the board, making the proper wave to the American fans and executing the perfect jack-knife. After all the diving and games, you […]
**DISCLAIMER – If you aren’t interested in the upcoming college basketball slice of heaven, or sports in general, please move along. Also, you SUCK and should get your ass kicked.** **DISCLAIMER #2 – I might be experiencing extremely elevated pregnancy hormones at the moment.** If you are a regular reader of this blog, you already […]
It must be the end of the world because it is HAILING OUTSIDE, y’all. I know, I know…what’s the big deal? Hail Smail. And trust me, growing up in Oklahoma, I’m all too familiar with lovely hailstorms. BUT PEOPLE, I am 5 minutes from the ocean. This shit does not happen around here. All of […]
This weekend was chock-full of pregnancy-related clumsiness. I think I dropped items/tripped/ran into various pieces of furniture about 53 times. And as much as I luh-huve my husband, he has that uncanny ability to totally piss me off when these events occur. His favorite question is “How did THAT happen?” and I’m pretty sure the […]