Queen Bee Arrives Soon
This is a quick post because my mom will be arriving in Orange County in less than 2 hours. I am seriously jazzed. It’s a bonafide mom/daughter weekend free of any men. Do you know what that means?
Not only is my mom fantastic in every way possible, but she is already spoiling the shit out of whoorlito. Every week while chatting on the phone, she will mention oh-so-casually “I think the baby is going to get a present today…”
Within an hour or two, the UPS man is knocking on my door with things like this
Um yeah, it has fucking darling froggies on it.
And she doesn’t discriminate against other animals, such as ducks.
Calling geisha services…
I’m not sure what animal this is, but HELL it’s a cute bath wrap.
The softest blanket ever.
Are you catching my drift? The woman has gone BABY CRAZY. And she is about to experience the Baby Boutique Mecca of the West Coast. Hell yes.