Hello Lethargy, Nice to Meet You

I just realized my previous entry is about to disappear off my page, leaving nothing but blank space on my blog. That would accurately describe what’s going on in my brain right now…a whole lot of nothing. You would think Whoorlito’s arrival in a month…

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Coming Clean

Why do questions from strangers about your pregnancy follow the exact same pattern 85% of the time? The Holy Trilogy of Pregnancy-Related Questions: 1) When are you due? 2) Is it a boy or a girl? 3) Have you picked a name? These questions are…

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Friday Fun

I stole this from make one too. For the record, the jeans aren’t my favorite (is that a 1980’s tight roll?). Whatever, I still love this shit.

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Happy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day to my most-treasured men. How many daughters can say they’ve danced on stage while their dad rocked the crowd? My little sister and I can. And please excuse my boastful ways, but this man is the father of my unborn child. Life…

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Ode To My Bitches

What a perfect weekend. My three very best friends, in the same place at the same time, bearing gifts for Whoorlito. What a rarity! We usually make it happen once a year, but it has become increasingly harder as we grow older and families expand….

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Shitty Attitudes For Everyone!

I’m hot. And tired. And annoyed. I contemplated not writing this until my body temperature cooled off a little, but I have now realized my body temperature is NEVER going to cool down until I have this baby. Which really aggravates me to no end….

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