Hook ’em Horns

Normally, I’m not a Texas football fan (Go Sooners!), but I am a huge supporter of two things: 1) The Big 12 2) Putting an end to the ridiculously long winning streak of USC’s football program. Hey, I’m sorry, but I can’t stand being a Big 12er in the land of Cardinal and Gold. D […]

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Fantasy Island

It is with deep sorrow that I announce the Long Duk Dongers were defeated by the Meatloaf Militia in the Fantasy Football Championship Playoff this evening. The Dongers fought hard, but luck was not on their side today.

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Happy New Year!

2006 is commencing with a bang! I’ve eaten three meals in a five-hour time span, and I feel great. Looks like the 5 pounds I’ve lost this month won’t stand a chance. I really appreciate all of the advice, ladies. D and I immediately fell asleep after watching the ball drop last night. Unfortunately, it […]

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The Christmas Season Needs To End

Ok, it is time to stop the madness. I can’t take it anymore. For the past 4 days, D and I have been on scheduled 1 to 4-hour incremental visits to family and friends. The first day was fun, second day was interesting, third day was tiring, and the last day was just ridiculous. And […]

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Christmas on Speed

I have officially entered the “Oh Mother F’ing Shit” Christmas phase. Between the last-minute gifts, 5,000 errands, packing for my trip to Oklahoma, and oh yeah, attempting to NOT get fired from my job, I haven’t left much time for updating. Never fear! Once I settle in at my parent’s home on Friday, I will […]

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A Call To Action

Fellow bloggers, do you have friends/family members who still don’t fess up to reading your blog? People who don’t blog themselves and don’t realize the information we receive about our readers? Would these people just cringe knowing that we see HOW MANY times they visit us daily? Frankly, I’m tickled pink. To my peeps out […]

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