Apologies

Sorry about the lack of entries, peeps. My iBook is very feverish and needs to be hospitalized STAT. Wish me luck at the

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America’s Next Top Sales Associate?

Last night I dreamt I was shopping at Neiman Marcus in the jewelry section and found this gorgeous turquoise necklace that weighed 50 pounds…I couldn’t stand upright because it was so heavy. I asked if I could get a sales associate’s help and Kim (the lesbian model from

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Planes, Veins and Automobiles

Ahhhhh, what a weekend. I highly recommend getting married within one day of your birthday- it makes for a fabulous 2 days of self-indulgence. I love combined birthday/anniversaries. Birthversaries! Annidays! Whatever. Presents! Cards! Phone Calls! Money from the Grandparents! Expensive Dinners! And I must say, a whirlwind of ego stroking. Did I mention I love […]

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Hallowimpy

Secret Agent Josephine rehashed our lame Halloween evening very eloquently in

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