The Nanny Diaries
I’ve printed out several helpful question sheets for nanny interviews from various websites, but I really want to ask the following questions:
1) Will you be washing your hands after defecating in my bathroom?
2) Have I seen your boyfriend/husband on Dateline’s “To Catch A Predator”?
3) Will you fill the bottles from the tap because you’re too lazy to use the cold filtered water which has to be heated (not in the microwave of course, HOT SPOTS! HOT SPOTS!)?
4) Are you prone to fits of rage involving hurling babies across rooms?
5) Are you comfortable with an over-protective and curious mother stopping by the house every hour to check up on you?
No, you say? Excellent.