About

Welcome. I’m Sarah, a veritable prodigy in the fields of list-making and lip gloss color recognition. I currently live by the beach with my picky interior designer husband and freakishly large toddler.

I am addicted to instruction manuals, green olives (preferably in my vodka), Fantasy Football, hairstyle consulting (is that an actual term?), online shopping and the color of grass.

My own personal hell would involve talking on the phone while surrounded by cats with The Carpenters playing in the background.

Send your high praise to whoorl@gmail.com.