You Know You’re Sleep Deprived…

When you reach into your bra to remove your nursing pad and notice you applied the nursing pad inside out with the adhesive pressed against your breast instead of your bra.

You then spend a few highly uncomfortable minutes peeling the pad from your already sore nipple.

Um, HELLO. I need those nipples intact, yo. And what’s with all the toile? Can’t you see I’m punk rock?


  1. am'ti b

    September 6, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    look at those chubby little arms and legs, he needs those nipples to make him big and strong so he can hug me. be careful!

  2. kimmer

    September 6, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    Because he is the cutest punk rocker of all time! No way that sweet angel turns into the beast during – what I like to call – the witching hour. loving it.

  3. rebecca

    September 6, 2006 at 1:37 pm

    I love the little concerned face he’s got in this picture. He’s like, “yeah, that’s right, I AM punk rock. Just check out my faux-hawk.”

    And by the way? Ouch!

  4. Jessica

    September 6, 2006 at 1:40 pm

    been there, done that, missing a nipple to prove it! :) Anders is incredibly handsome, and if you run out of girlfriends for him, pop on over to VA… We’ll host you!!

  5. poobou

    September 6, 2006 at 2:48 pm

    1) Nice placement of your glasses in the background there. :-)

    2) That is the most awesome pissed-off baby face ever. He looks like he’s really angry that there’s no milk coming out of that pacifier.

    3) I love the blue socks. And what does the t-shirt say?

  6. Rachel

    September 6, 2006 at 3:29 pm

    HOW did you get him to take a pacifier??? I might consider trading you my ‘sleeps six hours through the night once or twice a week’ child for your ‘will take a pacifier without theatrically gagging and throwing a hissy because there’s nothing coming out of it’ child.

    Maybe. Anders has way more hair than Jillian, and just keeping her face clean is enough work! Combing hair might be too much for me.

  7. whoorl

    September 6, 2006 at 3:39 pm

    his shirt says “veggie baby” – dad’s a vegetarian.

  8. Sheree

    September 6, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    LOL What a cutie he is, especially with that little faux-hawk.

    And I’ve been there with the nursing pad thing….except mine involved having the pad get stuck to my butt (dont’ ask) and walking around the *entire mall* for nearly an hour before a woman pulled me aside and mentioned it to me. yeesh!

  9. lini

    September 6, 2006 at 4:13 pm

    It’s important to note that Anders has NO product in his hair-a natural punk rocker!

  10. natalie

    September 6, 2006 at 4:23 pm

    Get it punk rock boi! Too cute! Love a good faux-hawk.

    Sorry about the nips. Someone (I think it was the devil…) had a genius idea of “bras” that were stick on for backless dresses…wore them for my sister’s wedding. Getting them off?…..not. cool. at. all. So I feel for you in a non-baby related way, more of a where-the-hell-did-my-nipple-go?!! kinda way.

    And wait a sec…dad makes you delicious egg muffins but, he’s veggie?! Now that’s love : )

  11. Serenity Now

    September 6, 2006 at 5:52 pm

    I just died a little from the cuteness.

    And my nipples hurt.

    Thanks for both sensations.

  12. Amanda

    September 6, 2006 at 7:22 pm

    Sweet mo!

  13. Mary O

    September 6, 2006 at 7:32 pm

    Oh my god… so cute. What’s the point in having a baby if you can’t dress him up and take wacky pictures?

  14. Kiki

    September 6, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    He’s a little French vittle, I could just eat him. I won’t, I’m veggie too.

  15. Mrs. S

    September 6, 2006 at 10:19 pm

    Omigosh, that’s the cutest faux-hawk I’ve ever seen.