Go ahead, scrunch up your face in utter disgust. Your fake gagging attempts do not phase me.
I find men with beards insanely sexy and will shout it from the hilltops! BEARDS! BEARDS! BEEEEEARDS!
(For the record, I do not appreciate moustaches, goatees or soul patches/flavor savors.)
Wait. Why am I telling you all this?
(Seriously. Am I the ONLY person who loves beards?)