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Bring On The Lists

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Sweet Jebus, I can be so lazy. Here I sit on the couch in my perfectly clean house (hell yes housekeeper monday), Wito just went down for a nap, my Statcounter and Google Reader feeds are caught up (which one’s better?) and the house is perfectly still. I can even hear the birds outside.

You would think I could get those creative juices flowing and crank out a post, but all I’m interested in is polishing off this box of Cheez-Its in my lap. Who out there doesn’t love the crispy tang of a Cheez-It?! If you don’t, I don’t think we can be friendternets (©Sarcomical) any longer. D told me yesterday that he is concerned about my diet; specifically that I eat nothing but crackers all day long. Hey D, it’s called being LAZY. And what about the Luna bars, dude? I eat those all the time and they have like all the vitamins and minerals you need for a week! Shit.

I was tagged for the six weird things meme that’s going around like the flu (thanks LVgurl), but seriously, don’t we all know that I’m fucking weird by now? If not, the category named call me quirky will get you up to speed. Side note – don’t do it.

La dee dah deeee dah.

OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE WORST POST EVER.

Maybe I should make a list. When I switched over to WordPress, I looked through my older posts and realized I am a list-making queen. I love me some lists – they even have their own category.

Give me a list topic. I’ve got an hour to kill.

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  1. am'ti b

    February 20, 2007 at 6:28 pm

    my bad with the movies, i didn’t read the other comments. i went straight to your lists. now i have, sorry.

  2. janet

    February 20, 2007 at 8:18 pm

    I also love Cheez-its, Cheetos, Mexican food, vodka, Mr. MOM (loooooove) and I got married in Cabo. Maybe we should be friends!

  3. Darren McLikeshimself

    February 21, 2007 at 6:05 am

    Oh, man! Aren’t Cheez-Its the best? I especially like the Tabasco flavored kind.

    And you wrote “crispy tang.” SNORT!

  4. Jen

    February 21, 2007 at 5:12 am

    Girls Just Wanna Have Fun…best movie ever. Tune in Tokyo! How about a list of things that annoy you most? Granted, mine would probably take up the whole Internet…

  5. Sadie

    February 21, 2007 at 6:17 am

    Goddamnit, now I will be unable to focus on anything but the pursuit and capture of a box of Cheez-Its today. Normally I only have those at my mother’s (apparently the addiction is hereditary).

  6. guinness girl

    February 21, 2007 at 7:09 am

    What, no Grease 2 on the list of 80’s movies? Gasp!

  7. Married Jen

    February 21, 2007 at 8:00 am

    How about top 5 favorite ways to drink vodka???

  8. whoorl

    February 21, 2007 at 8:07 am

    1. Ketel One on the rocks. 2 olives. (my go-to drink)
    2. Martini. Very dirty.
    3. Vodka tonic with lime.
    4. Vodka soda with lemon.
    4. Citron with soda.

  9. Bren

    February 21, 2007 at 9:27 am

    I’ll have to share some authentic Mexican food recipes with you. What are you favorite?

  10. RELUCTANT HOUSEWIFE

    February 21, 2007 at 9:36 am

    How about a Baby-Gear Shitlist? You know, all the gear you bought and now regret.

    I’ll start! I bought a shopping car cover I used once. And I gave a friend of mine Pee-Pee Tee-Pees…

  11. whoorl

    February 21, 2007 at 10:00 am

    peepee teepees are a JOKE! wito shot one in the air like a geyser.

    good idea for a list though. :)