Bring On The Lists

Sweet Jebus, I can be so lazy. Here I sit on the couch in my perfectly clean house (hell yes housekeeper monday), Wito just went down for a nap, my Statcounter and Google Reader feeds are caught up (which one’s better?) and the house is perfectly still. I can even hear the birds outside.

You would think I could get those creative juices flowing and crank out a post, but all I’m interested in is polishing off this box of Cheez-Its in my lap. Who out there doesn’t love the crispy tang of a Cheez-It?! If you don’t, I don’t think we can be friendternets (©Sarcomical) any longer. D told me yesterday that he is concerned about my diet; specifically that I eat nothing but crackers all day long. Hey D, it’s called being LAZY. And what about the Luna bars, dude? I eat those all the time and they have like all the vitamins and minerals you need for a week! Shit.

I was tagged for the six weird things meme that’s going around like the flu (thanks LVgurl), but seriously, don’t we all know that I’m fucking weird by now? If not, the category named call me quirky will get you up to speed. Side note – don’t do it.

La dee dah deeee dah.


Maybe I should make a list. When I switched over to WordPress, I looked through my older posts and realized I am a list-making queen. I love me some lists – they even have their own category.

Give me a list topic. I’ve got an hour to kill.

  1. whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    dude, amti’b – my favorite movies of the 80’s, not of all time.

    if you’re gonna be bold, PAY ATTENTON. sheesh. ;)

  2. whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:18 pm


    Food Obsessions:

    1. Nuts – walnuts, pecans, dry-roasted peanuts, pistachios. I love nuts!
    2. Mexican food
    3. Mexican food
    4. Mexican food
    5. Is vodka considered a food? It should be.

  3. LVGurl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    Clash of the Titans is an amazing cinematic feat! Everything looks so real. Especially the sword fight between Perseus and the giant Scorpions. And that mechanical owl? And the the journey on the River Styx, when the skeletor guy opened his skeletor hand to take the coins? I really felt like I was there.

    Aaaannnnd, I’m a geek.

  4. gorillabuns

    February 20, 2007 at 3:31 pm

    i really can’t believe you forgot to add mr. mom!

  5. rebecca

    February 20, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Greetings from a fellow list-lover. And, having seen your latest purse contents shot, how about the top 5 best lip gloss colors? Because I am also a savant in lip gloss color recognition. :)

  6. Jenifer

    February 20, 2007 at 3:36 pm

    Okay… Top vacation spots (visited or would like to visit)

  7. whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 3:49 pm

    Mr. Mom! MR. MOM! Like, the greatest movie of all time!

    “You want some chiliiiii?”

    Lip gloss and vacation spots forthcoming.

    By the way, Wito woke up like an hour ago and I just got back from a walk. Back to ignoring my child and creating lists.

  8. whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    Bearca, the lip gloss list will be my next post. Damn fine idea (at least to lip gloss fanatics like us).

    Top vacation spots visited:

    1. Cabo San Lucas
    2. Bahamas
    3. NYC
    4. Surrounding California cities (Santa Barbara, San Diego, San Francisco)
    5. Aspen
    6. Santa Fe
    7. Montana

    Would like to visit:

    1. Italy
    2. Vancouver
    3. Sweden
    4. Seattle
    5. Portland
    6. Northern California coast
    7. Spain

  9. rebecca

    February 20, 2007 at 4:18 pm

    Girl! I am awaiting your lip gloss post on pins & needles. I will plan one of my own in the very near future. It’s close to my heart. Shallow but true. :)

  10. Kimmer

    February 20, 2007 at 5:21 pm

    On the vacation front, can we get a little Larry, K?

    The Free State, the Sub, the memories…

  11. Karen D.

    February 20, 2007 at 5:32 pm

    How about all the things you DON’T miss about work (just so I can depress myself more!)

  12. whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 5:37 pm

    That would be because Larry, K is my second home in my heart of hearts.

    Oh, how I miss LARRY. In fact, I miss it so much, I shall write a haiku.

    Larry, K., by Whoorl

    Larry K, the great
    Life is truly not the same
    without Larry K

    Free State and the Sub
    La Familia, Quintons, West
    Oh how my ass grew

    GSP, The Wheel
    Scary wrecks atop the hill
    Fraternity love

    Jayhawk basketball
    Jacque Vaughn I still adore you
    Where are you these days?

    Larry K, the great
    I will dream of my return
    But not in winter

  13. whoorl

    February 20, 2007 at 5:40 pm


    Unfortunately, that list would take up all the bandwidth on this site. ;)

  14. Kimmer

    February 20, 2007 at 5:55 pm

    That haiku was glorious. In the 60 degree weather yesterday, I saw two girls cruising Tennessee…with their top down. oh the memories.

  15. sizzle

    February 20, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    um, if you ever come to seattle, you damn well better say hello. ;)

    all these lists! i’m in heaven.