Hair Thursday will be postponed until next week, giving Whoorl ample time to mourn the loss of her dearly beloved subtle layers, resulting from an extremely rare miscommunication with her unbelievably awesome stylist. She requests time to become acquainted with her new Ann Wilson quasi-mullet hybrid.
Currently, Whoorl’s mental state is touch and go. She was last seen drinking many glasses of wine, repeatedly murmuring “Is this your doing, Ramón? Is it? I’m just trying to understand, are you my magic man?”
Whoorl’s front quarter sections of hair will be dearly missed. Respects may be paid throughout the day in her comments section.
Hey Nancy, is that my hair twin?
whoorl
February 21, 2008 at 1:31 pmOkay, okay. I must admit, it’s not that bad. The cut itself is pretty fun- we’re in the process of going from blunt bangs back into sideswept ones. They are a little too short for the shape right now, and as always, my hair takes a couple days to SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN. Also, it looks fantastic straight, although HAHAAHAAAAA, like I’m ever going to take the time to blow it out. “Good hair requires effort” – what can I say? I’M A SCAM. I wash and go.
There, I said it. SCAM.
(Can I add a little TMI and say that I am currently experiencing one of the worst periods of my life? “Moody” is a gross understatement.)
((Also, am I the only one whose periods are like experiencing the wrath of God since birthing a child?))
jonniker
February 21, 2008 at 1:33 pmI totally had that haircut and it wasn’t good. I HAD THAT EXACT HAIRCUT. And while it looks fine to those who don’t know you, I feel strongly that it works on a specific type of person ONLY. And that person isn’t you or me.
But to everyone else? It looks fabulous. And further, I love what it does to your waves. And and AND, dude, it will grow out so fast, you won’t even notice it. Like NEXT WEEK, fast.
Lisa
February 21, 2008 at 1:35 pmThat is the saddest look on your face ever!!!! I think that while your layers are growing out it’s going to look very cute. But, I totally get it. I have had bad hair cuts (resulting from miscommunication) as well as really horrible hair color. Honestly though your reference to Heart and Ann Wilson made me seriously laugh and it’s true….it could have been Ann Wilson in the 80’s. Barracuda and Magic Man (ever seen this featured in The Virgin Suicides?)….much much better than What About Love and These Dreams era
Catherine
February 21, 2008 at 1:46 pmSame thing happened to me about a month ago. I had a picture and everything for my stylist, and my hair looks NOTHING like the picture. My hair is shorter and now I have a mushroom head. Ugh. Stupid haircuts!
Michelle
February 21, 2008 at 2:19 pmDearly beloved – We are gathered here today to mourn the loss of Whoorl’s subtle and texturized layers……just glue on some of Wito’s locks when he gets his snipped :o) You couldn’t look bad if you tried, Whoorl :o) Your hair looks awesome, and dare I say, Nancy Wilson is off at some re-hab crying tears of joy b/c you are her hair soul sister….
Lisa
February 21, 2008 at 3:32 pmBad communication with the one holding the scissors is never a good thing. My last haircut was by a woman who’s husband filed for a divorce the day before-which also happened to be her birthday. She started crying whilst snipping away at my locks and “shoulder length” quickly became “chin length” I didn’t have the heart to say “For the love of GOD, woman! Put the scissors DOWN!” It finally grew and is now exactly what I was looking for. (and I just got highlights the other day, pics on the blog!)
Whoorl, if anyone can pull off the mullet and still look hot, you can! It will also look great as it grows out. But I feel your pain. RIP pretty layers!
BeachMama
February 21, 2008 at 2:33 pmCan I say that you still look fabulous! I have had just one too many miscommunications that I am in search of a new stylist, if you know of any in my neck of the woods let me know :)
SAJ
February 21, 2008 at 3:23 pmI predict everyone will be getting this cut now.
angie
February 21, 2008 at 3:29 pmYou know, it really flatters your face though. Can you actually GET a bad haircut? I don’t think it’s actually possible.
Teej
February 21, 2008 at 3:34 pmYes this will be the new Rachel
Jen
February 21, 2008 at 3:43 pmWhoorl – you can’t look bad. Ever. You are rocking that cut.
Sarcomical
February 21, 2008 at 3:46 pmoh, my dear, i feel your pain because i know that when your hair doesn’t feel exactly the way you want it to feel, things just aren’t right with the world.
but on the up side, it truly isn’t bad. i highly doubt that’s the ultimate best that cut can look, and in fact it seems like it really could be fun. give it two weeks, i say, and you’ll be happy perky hair-loving whoorlie.
p.s. sometimes the wine helps.
Desha
February 21, 2008 at 4:15 pmEven though you *don’t* look bad at all, I will totally pause for a moment of silence. And keep applying copious amounts of wine. Periods suck, I just completed a cycle that ran a hideous 36 days, which was just. plain. annoying.
kat
February 21, 2008 at 4:56 pmi love the look on your face! and i think the hair looks fantastic! but you’re the hair expert so i am horrified with you.
jonny red
February 21, 2008 at 5:47 pmDude, Ann Wilson is hot. Even now that she is uber-chubby, she is still hot. Nothing wrong with bringing the “chick mullet” back. Don’t shit on her deal.