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Hair Thursday will be postponed until next week, giving Whoorl ample time to mourn the loss of her dearly beloved subtle layers, resulting from an extremely rare miscommunication with her unbelievably awesome stylist. She requests time to become acquainted with her new Ann Wilson quasi-mullet hybrid.

Currently, Whoorl’s mental state is touch and go. She was last seen drinking many glasses of wine, repeatedly murmuring “Is this your doing, Ramón? Is it? I’m just trying to understand, are you my magic man?”

Whoorl’s front quarter sections of hair will be dearly missed. Respects may be paid throughout the day in her comments section.

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Hey Nancy, is that my hair twin?

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  1. bethany Coffey

    February 21, 2008 at 12:02 pm

    Grows fast, not gross…sorry about that. I needed an edit button.

  2. lisa

    February 21, 2008 at 11:20 am

    oh I think you look beautiful! enjoy the wine but keep that chin up cuz you still rock it!

  3. bethany actually

    February 21, 2008 at 11:43 am

    Ouch. I feel your pain, but know you have the confidence and style to carry it off till the hair grows a bit.

  4. JennyM

    February 21, 2008 at 11:54 am

    Delurking to say:

    But… but, you’re so PRETTY.

  5. dokey

    February 21, 2008 at 11:56 am

    Oh Whoorl, you can totally rock that style! Besides, as you’ve proven time and again, it’s impossible to make you look bad. As a stylist said to me once, “hair grows, change is good”.
    Be brave.

  6. Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah

    February 21, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Come on home girl (I said with a smile).

    You lucked out. It could have been the 80’s AnnWilson. – Not as hot.

  7. Jen

    February 21, 2008 at 12:38 pm

    Oh come on, it’s not nearly as bad. You look great!

  8. Sadie

    February 21, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    hmmm. what does this look like flat-ironed? ‘Cause I think I could dig it if you flat-ironed…like a piecey badass Joan Jett slightly shaggy kinda thing.

    Also, it truly does look like a cut that will grow out beautifully, as long as you don’t let the bottom get too long.

  9. Dayna

    February 21, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Ummm you don’t happen to go to a J. Beverly Hills trained stylist do you? Because the same thing happened to me last week when my stylist came back from L.A. after a weekend of training. I said lets do something new……I got 70’s rocker. I have to admit after a week I’m kinda diggin’ it.

  10. Beth

    February 21, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    I’ll take Leah’s suggestion one step further and say, “Turban.” Pretend it’s the ’60s!

  11. Beth

    February 21, 2008 at 1:03 pm

    P.S. You win today’s award for best blog post headline.

  12. Celia

    February 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    Delurking because you look so sad! It looks like Mandy Moore’s cute shaggy cut a couple years ago. You totally rock it!

  13. glamgranola

    February 21, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Funniest photo ever! I think Ann is hot she just needs to rock “the whoorl”.

  14. [email protected]

    February 21, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Aaaw, i think you look kinda rocker chic! But i sympathize with the bad haircut since I’m still recovering from the one I received 2 weeks ago.

  15. Emily

    February 21, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    On the bright side, you still look like the love child of Mary Louise Parker and Kristen Davis. Quite a rare and lovely combination.