A guitar teacher of few (yet funny) words

In response to my email:

Yeah, we spent Dan’s whole lesson going on and on about it! I’m kiddingunfortunately, I didn’t notice that Sarah but I will definitely pay more attention next time.

p.s. – He may or may not have also called me an exhibitionist. Our next lesson should be fun.

  1. amy

    October 14, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Maybe he’ll start giving you free lessons now in exchange for some “misplaced” buttons ;)

  2. jess

    October 14, 2008 at 7:37 am

    stalking you via twitter. this story is hilarious. leave it up to some dude to be totally oblivious of one of your most embarrassing moments. HA HA HA. too funny.


    October 14, 2008 at 7:43 am

    This story was one of a very few things that made me laugh yesterday. It even trumps the time I was sitting in a meeting at work wearing an Ann Taylor wrap sweater (the sweater was machine washable which made me extra happy). Anyway, the sweater was sitting really weird and felt lumpy and I reached in an pulled out a striped sock from the laundry. Before I even had a chance to think about it, everyone at the table had seen it. (I’m cringing how as I write this).

    No no, I could not POSSIBLY trump that story. That is the funniest thing I have read in weeks!!

  4. sizzle

    October 14, 2008 at 7:45 am

    Do you think his wife noticed? She didn’t seem that friendly that one time.

    They are no longer married.

  5. Brad

    October 14, 2008 at 7:52 am

    I’ve taken lessons before as well and to be honest, I was almost certain this whole thing would be about an “unpleasant odor”. I think this was less horrifying though, and I’m thankful for that.

  6. Darcey

    October 14, 2008 at 7:55 am

    This definitely made me laugh – even more so when I was driving home from work and discovered one of my buttons had slipped away. (I’m assuming it was from the seat belt and I didn’t walk around all day like that. Or at least, I’m hoping.)

  7. kristin

    October 14, 2008 at 8:18 am

    do you think their marriage dissolved because he doesn’t notice even the most obvious of details ;)

  8. Candes

    October 14, 2008 at 8:23 am

    Hilarious and bummer he didn’t even notice. LOL TUWABVB – THAT is classic. It brought tears to my eyes too.

  9. Christina

    October 14, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Also twitter-stalking. Button Gate ’08!

  10. Beth B

    October 14, 2008 at 8:37 am

    OK I was cracking up at your story and now after reading the comments – really cracking up again over TUWABVB’s little story about the sock in her sweater. I could so see that happening to me and of course it would be an outfit that i was feeling especially jaunty and proud about. Oh how humble we really are.

    -Beth (mommy to a busy 5-yr old)

  11. Rhi

    October 14, 2008 at 11:11 am

    Sizzle stole my question!

  12. fidget

    October 14, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    i would avoid button up blouses for the next few lessons, unless of course you are fishing for free lessons. BWAHAHAHAHHAHA

  13. a madhouse wife

    October 14, 2008 at 3:55 pm

    GAH! Wait a minute! Isn’t/wasn’t he married to the nice lady who met you at the door with the evil stink eye?! They’re divorced already? Did you get a new teacher? Did I miss something?! Details, plz! :)

  14. Sherendipity

    October 14, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    I like his sense of humour about it. “Unfortunately” and “the next time”.

  15. Michelle

    October 14, 2008 at 6:32 pm

    I was going to ask about “unfriendly wife”….Looks like she hit the bricks.