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Whoorlito Update

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if you do not want to read
about Mister Wito

Don’t write about him
much anymore, but I’m a
proud mama, I promise

Right now, he’s singing
the Spanish Alphabet song
How does he know that?

He wants me to sing
with him, but he’s way smarter
than me, dumb mommy

His memory is
astounding, remembers just
about everything

This does not bode well
for me, since my favorite
words are profanity

Crazy spelling boy
Video from the month he
turned two years old here

Please excuse my gross
appearance and cloying voice
I apologize

I know what you are
thinking, we’re Rick Moranis
on Parenthood, yes?

Not the case with Wito
It’s like the kid craves to learn
Good Lord help us all

He is most likely
staging a near coup d’état
of the Whoorl household

Above all, he is
now big pimpin’ thanks to his
spoiling grandparents

witocar.jpg

Don’t get me started
on the cuteness of little
cousin Sam, love him

I am now finished
Come back for next Wito post
in 2010

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Blah

Family members
in a permanent bad mood
Kind of depressing

Haven’t seen my mom
all day, she caught a bad bug
Feel awful for her

Wito is so sick
Yet another double ear
infection, poor guy

Definitely does
not feel like Christmas ’round here
SERENITY NOW

Oklahoma wind
is not kidding around, it will
lift you off the ground

Cali’s gentle breeze
is softly beckoning me
I miss the water