Over fifty flights
flown by master Wito, he
is a seasoned traveler
He has fluid in
his ear, please GOD don’t rupture
while on the airplane
Questions about flights
with infants/toddlers? I am
your info touchstone
No idea how
but my 6-7 Fantasy
team made the finals
For the second year
in a row, D and I are
playing each other
Makes for a special
time around our household, we
love profanities
He is reigning champ
but this year is going to
be mine, I feel it
I think I’ve found my
favorite scent, but I’m not
ready to divulge
I hate packing bags,
thinking about packing bags
but I love the lists
In my OCD
fashion, I am drowning in
packing/planning lists
Martha Speaks? Maybe
Martha should shut the eff up
Talking dog, my ass
Well, these bags are not
packing themselves, must start the
annoying process
Come back tomorrow
for Plane Adventure haikus
Should be a fab time
Nic
December 16, 2008 at 9:37 amIf you’re afraid of the rupture on the airplane, ask the stewardess for hot water, a napkin and a cup. Soak the napkin in hot water and put it in the bottom of the empty cup. Have Wito tilt the affected ear towards his shoulder and put the cup over his ear so the steam can go into the ear. It will be soothing and will relieve a bit of the pressure.
whoorl
December 16, 2008 at 9:40 amThanks, Nic! My doc said he could fly, but when he mentioned the rupture part, I kind of freaked…this is perfect info to know. :)
Corey
December 16, 2008 at 9:52 amI don’t have any great advice about ears. I just wanted to say that my 3 year old is in love with Martha the talking dog as well. ugh
Kristabella
December 16, 2008 at 10:25 amIs it wrong to say
the sight of this post made me
far too excited?
Can’t wait to hear your
favorite scent! I need to find
a new one myself.
Kaleigha
December 16, 2008 at 10:31 amI feel the poor kid’s pain. On our honeymoon (Oct.) both my ear drums ruptured! I couldn’t hear the entire time!
Rhi
December 16, 2008 at 10:43 amWhen I see haiku from you in my feed reader, my heart fills with GLEE. And, apparently, I need a life.
Talk WIth No Thought
December 16, 2008 at 11:18 amYour toddler has more travel experience than me. My god I need to start traveling.
Your haikus are great!
Some would say inspiring.
I say Whoorl-tastic.
Susan
December 16, 2008 at 11:20 amCan’t wait to see you
Even though we’ll be wearing
All the same J. Crew
Angella
December 16, 2008 at 11:33 amFor the record, I
want to make out with my new
tube of Lash Exact
lisa
December 16, 2008 at 12:41 pmI have to say I went out and bought LASH EXACT too and LOVE it! have a safe travels…and good luck on the plane & packing!!
Jora
December 16, 2008 at 10:30 pmWish I could haiku
But instead all I can do
Is complain — what’s new?
palinode
December 17, 2008 at 6:37 amI’m loving these posts. You’ve got a talent for narrative haiku.
Crabmommy
December 17, 2008 at 11:53 amMay you fly safely
Hopefully not United
Crabmom shan’t forget
Backstory:
Such a sucky trip I took last year to S. Africa with Crabtot. 60 HOURS, one way, Whoorl! Put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.
Safe travels, Sarah. xxx
Courtney
December 18, 2008 at 1:18 pmNo advice on the ear thing except to make sure he’s sucking on something, but you totally already know that.
Have a great trip!