Exactly how long does it take for molars to obtain permanent residence in a toddler’s mouth? I mean, REALLY, folks.
I distinctly remember Dr. Hot noticing how swollen Wito’s gums were at his 12-month checkup. And I distinctly remember Dr. Hot remarking about how swollen Wito’s gums were at his 15-month appointment. And I distinctly remember Dr. Hot’s thick, wavy deep brunette hair brushing his cheekbone, but that’s neither here nor there.
Three of Wito’s first-year molars have officially made their appearance, but they are turning my boy into a raging psychopath. Today, he followed my every movement, whimpering and whining and shuffling, and you know what? It was really tugging at the good ol’ heartstrings for awhile- up until the point when I tried to pick him up and he swatted at my face. Okay, more of a flailing-arm-that-happened-to-hit-my-face, but C’MON!
Oh, I’m so sorry, little fella! I thought that you literally stepping on my heels with your hands up in the air (and looking at me with those desperate, red-rimmed I NEED YOU eyes) meant that you actually wanted me TO PICK YOU UP. Obviously, that wasn’t the case, as you made it extremely clear with your well-placed bitch slap.
Dear God of Teeth, give me my baby back.
In other news, he is officially asleep and I am drinking vodka. No tonic, no soda, just vodka. And some ice. And an olive. Am very happy.
Anne
November 14, 2007 at 7:00 amMy darling Isabel (15 mo) is going through the same thing.
1 molar has come through and I can feel the others on their way.
I bought the teething tablets after your last tooth post. Not sure
if they have helped or not.
Motrin, however is our very BEST friend!
Good luck!
ps – Go Jayhawks! (I’m from Kansas)
All Adither
November 14, 2007 at 7:37 amThey take forever. It sucks. But then you have them and you’re done and it’s better than croup or the flu. Sort of.
She Likes Purple
November 14, 2007 at 8:51 amI’m going to go ahead and drink some on your behalf. You’re welcome.
(I hope he feels better soon!)
anne
November 14, 2007 at 9:08 amwho needs gods when you have vodka flowing like nectar?
Dani
November 14, 2007 at 9:28 am*reads comments in horror*
My 7 month old is not allowed to get any older. I can’t handle the nightmares you people speak of!
Kristabella
November 14, 2007 at 10:03 amMy mom used to put whiskey on our gums.
Probably explains a lot.
But she said it worked.
Do they make a baby Orajel or something?
Lisa
November 14, 2007 at 12:15 pmWe are in the same boat here…..My little babe’s teeth take forever to fully cut through the gums. It’s been fun! I HATE giving Tylenol and/or Motrin, but seriously I have to do it. Teething tablets are a placebo here…they do nothing for him!
Heidi
November 15, 2007 at 7:45 amThanks for reminding me of those days. I remember the bitch slaps very well. Good times!
Kristie
November 15, 2007 at 10:13 amGive him some vodka. I hear it helped with teeth. Ha!
nicole
November 15, 2007 at 10:43 amLittle ‘Ny has been trying to cut her second molars for what seems like months now. I have been giving her Hyland’s Teething Tablets and Tylenol at bedtime to ease her pain and let her sleep through the night. I was doing good until last night. She was up at 1:45am wimpering then again at 5:50am wimpering. Poor thing. After the God of Teeth answers your prayer let them know I am still waiting!
BeachMama
November 18, 2007 at 6:41 pmI hope your teething issues have passed, but just in case they haven’t I wanted to share my tip (many others may have already said this but I didn’t go up and read all the comments). I used a homeopathic product called “Camillia” by a company named Boiron (www.boiron.com). We can get it here at the grocery store and some drug stores. It worked for my guy like a charm.
Otherwise, may it pass son for you :)