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Stale And Desperate

You know that feeling when you haven’t spoken to a friend in so long that in order to get to the present day you would have to spend hours trying to catch them up, but you really don’t want to listen to yourself ramble on about seemingly meaningless shit for hours, so you just don’t talk at all?

Yeah.

So, how’s it going?

Hmm. Yeah.

Well, okay then! Nice talking to you!

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I’m at a fork in the road, people. I’m not trying to be dramatic (yes, I am), but I’m going to shut this website down (no, I’m not) if you don’t help me out RIGHT NOW (or maybe over the course of this week).

Let’s see. I could tell you about my trip to Oklahoma, my savant son with a photographic memory, the blossoming love for Ramón, my complete lack of exercise for the past three months and my new workout plan to remedy the situation, how teaching a stubborn 22-month-old how to drink out of a straw is driving me to profuse amounts of alcohol…

Pretty please, do me the biggest favor and help me out of my blogging funk.

What do you know? It’ a handy-dandy POLL! HAHAAAAAAAAA, HOW NOVEL.

If you find that my options blow hard, please feel free to enter your own suggestion (which I’m praying you do). Maybe I can rack up a month’s worth of material or something.

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  1. Kerri Anne

    June 17, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    Funks are super awesome, if only because once you get out of them you feel exhilarated! And less funktified. Word.

  2. Spandrel Studios

    June 17, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    Your family get-togethers always seem like such a hoot, so of course I voted for the Oklahoma trip… but then, I haven’t worked out in eons, so getting a little inspiration to work out at home wouldn’t hurt, either.

  3. am'ti b

    June 17, 2008 at 7:42 pm

    i am with saj and amy, all of the above. they all sound like great old school whoorl posts. i voted, naturally, for okla. b/c i wasn’t there and “all” of your family makes me laugh in some way or another.

  4. Karla

    June 17, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    As an Okie displaced in Washington State, I wanna hear about Oklahoma. I won’t be back “home” for a visit until September. And, please tell me you ate some Sonic while you were there. I hope you had a #1 for me.

  5. SK

    June 17, 2008 at 9:48 pm

    Oh please DO NOT shut this website down! I know I may sound selfish, but this is one of the first blogs I started to read religiously when I discovered my love of blogs 3 years ago. I would love to hear about your workout routine as I need to start one myself and it may just inspire me.

  6. Diana

    June 18, 2008 at 3:30 am

    I bet if you put the straw in the booze he’d be a straw suckin’ champ in no time.

    I would be.

    Just sayin’…

    ;-)