It’s Friday, which means it’s time to make a few more confessions.
1. I go back and forth daily over whether or not we should have another child.
2. I spread peanut butter and jelly all the way to the very edges of the crusts, knowing that Wito won’t eat them and I can feast on his soggy leftovers. I am so gross.
3. Resourceful as I am, I have no freaking clue how to potty train my child. Do you teach boys to potty sitting down or standing up? SOMEONE TELL ME.
4. I think half-day preschools that charge $8,000/year are totally ridiculous. For that kind of money, my child better be reciting the periodic table in French while cooking me an omelette.
gorillabuns
May 22, 2009 at 9:29 amummm…. my 4 yr old still shits her pants on occassion.
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Ariadne Rooney
May 24, 2009 at 1:35 pmYeah. I can only tell you what NOT to do. I tried to teach my son to pee in the toilet by throwing a handful of cheerios in it and letting him “sink” them. It worked GREAT –
UNTIL HE PISSED INto HIS CEREAL BOWL at breakfast. GARRR.
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