Hello Lethargy, Nice to Meet You

I just realized my previous entry is about to disappear off my page, leaving nothing but blank space on my blog. That would accurately describe what’s going on in my brain right now…a whole lot of nothing. You would think Whoorlito’s arrival in a month would send my brain into a flurry of activity. Alas, not so much. I am so listless. So very bored and annoyed, but not wanting to take any steps to ratify the situation. Isn’t that the worst?

It’s the heat. All I want to think about is the heat. And it’s not even that hot for shit’s sake. How can it be 79 degrees outside, but 81 degrees in my house? How can my body produce this much sweat while living with a permanant ocean breeze? Why do all my pants stick to my sweaty legs while sitting in silence in front of a fan? Is Whoorlito residing in a perma-sauna?

People weren’t joking about the whole pregnancy-sucking-during-the-summer thing.

My sweet, sweet husband approached me about twenty minutes ago suggesting we go on a walk. He definitely senses my overall “blahness” and pulled himself away from his mound of work to help improve the mood. We started walking around the neighborhood, and within 5 minutes the sweat was beading up on my lip and the sun was scorching my eyes. I made him turn around and walk me home. Since when can I not enjoy a simple evening walk* with my husband?

It makes me sad.

And to top things off, I’m getting a canker sore at the verrrrry back of my tongue which feels like a sore throat. Son of a bitch.

Who wants be my friend? I’m just a ball of gaeity!

Thank Sweet Jebus So You Think You Can Dance is on tonight. Benji sure can shake that ass.

*Just in case my completely riveting writing has peaked your curiosity, we are going to try the walk thing again tonight when the sun starts to set. ALL HOPE IS NOT LOST, PEOPLE!

  1. kimmer

    July 7, 2006 at 6:35 am

    You are going to make it. Just be glad you don’t have pregnancy restless leg syndrome. it has yet to hit me. Also, i have turned into the queen of swamp ass, and I have to make it to the very end of September.

  2. rebecca

    July 7, 2006 at 10:09 am

    hang in there Whoorl!! Would a cupcake make you feel better? :)

    I agree with whoever said that movies are a good idea. it’s cold in there!

  3. cafelulu

    July 7, 2006 at 10:46 am

    Everyone’s rooting for you and Whoorlito, Whoorl! I hope you get some relief soon! :)

  4. Darren

    July 7, 2006 at 6:46 am

    One hundred degree temperatures over my Fourth, Whoorl. One. Hundred.

  5. Bethany Coffey

    July 9, 2006 at 9:50 pm

    Oh, you just wanted to taunt us all with the constant ocean breeze comment braggy mcbraggerson!!! Haha. But yeah, sorry you’re so over it already. From what i hear the last few weeks are pretty much like that…but then again i’m sorta like that in the summer heat all the time? Hmm