Detective Whoorl

Well, you would think I would be a posting fool due to my maternity leave and wicked organizational skills.

Sorry, Charlies. I have a new love in my life, and it’s called…wait, what’s it called…oh yeah…Mystery Case Files: Huntsville.

I love you Mystery Case Files: Huntsville. No more maternity leave boredom for me because I am solving crimes, yo. I came upon this earthly delight when I was playing The World Series of Pop Culture on VH1’s gaming website. Which, by the way, SERIOUSLY. I know the answer to every question on that show. I need to be on that show.

I could win that damn show hands-down, and I can’t believe Molly was this close to strutting her stuff in front of the cameras. MOLLY! WHY MUST WE LIVE ON OPPOSITE COASTS? WHY COULDN’T I BE ON YOUR TEAM? WE WOULD HAVE RULED THE POPOSPHERE!

Anyhoo, just gaming on the VH1 website last night (yeah, I’m now officially a “gamer” according to my husband…who most definitely HATES my involvement with Mystery Case Files: Huntsville), and I noticed this game. It’s like a timed Where’s Waldo and jigsaw puzzle combined. I am so in love- I even bought the full version for $19.99.

Check this out, I can’t really go into details because I am a full-on investigator and Huntsville needs me STAT, but this is the deal. You have to find certain items in a seriously-crowded room full of shit.

Here’s what a room looks like…


And another…


And basically, it’s keeping my Whoorlito impatience and boredom at bay. Not to mention, I’m a sleuth*, people. Do you know what that means? Yeah, well I don’t either. But I do know that there are 7 rankings below a sleuth. So um, basically, I’m an astonishing genius. I’m on FUEGO!

Who needs BlogHer when I’ve got the town of Huntsville counting on me?

Oh, so you don’t care so much about Huntsville? You’re just here for Whoorlito? Well, my next Whoorlito appointment is tomorrow morning. Updates will follow IF I can pull myself away from my detective duties. Peace.

*I’ve now been promoted to Shadow Master. How intriguing am I?

  1. Lyndsay

    July 27, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    I can only assume that you were ready to deliver. You and Whoorlito (name soon to be announced) are recovering well and Dad is over the moon.

  2. Amanda

    July 27, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    So glad you’re able to pass the time with some fun stuff like that. Here’s hoping to doc tells you you’re already 9 cm dilated didn’t even know it and that you’re about to deliver in the office! :) Soon, soon, soon! I can’t wait to see the little gaffer!

  3. molly

    July 27, 2006 at 4:11 pm

    Don’t even GET me started on teh WSoPC. For real. Imagine if we had your cute belly to tip the scales (metaphorical, obvs, you are skinny) in our favor!

  4. undercover celebrity

    July 28, 2006 at 8:33 am

    Ok, so on your suggestion, I downloaded the free trial last night. ADDICTING. It was mere moments until I sprung for the full version.

    And Mark came over and at first he mocked the game — oooohhhh, but he now sees the error of his ways. It was quite comical to be shouting at each other things like
    “Babe, stop clicking on random things, it sucks up our time!”

    And now all I can think is that we’re driving up to Lake Arrowhead tonight — and I may have to buy it for the computer up there. :)