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An Apology

To the people of Orange County wearing brightly colored ensembles, I apologize if you were recently accosted by a gigantic 18-month-old screaming out the color of your outfit with the intensity of a roid-raging WWF wrestler.

I apologize that yelling “YELLLOOWWWWWW! PUH-PUHHH!” once or twice didn’t satisfy said red-faced toddler, thus prompting him to repeatedly scream, “GWEEEEEEEEEEN! WHHHHYYYYY-TUH! WHHHHHYYY-TUH!” until you were forced to run away, clutching your belongings.

I also apologize if you happened to be wearing an athletic jersey or any kind of fashion displaying letters and/or numbers.

My child, as you will see here, is intensely passionate about his new skills.


Letters from whoorl on Vimeo.

Some video points of interest:

1. This is a short snippet of our original 72-hour video of Wito recognizing letters. He never stops with the game, PLEASE HELP ME. In fact, the only thing that trumps this new game is going to the sandbox and pouring a bucket full of sand in his mouth.

2. I sound like Bill Clinton when I say “R” after Wito does.

3. Wito has waved his arms in excitement just like that since the day he was born.

4. When we say bye-bye, have you ever seen a child look so concerned? YOU MEAN NO MORE LETTER GUESSING? WHAT WILL I DO? I CAN’T POSSIBLY GO ON!

5. And yes, I always dress my child like a little elf with mango pants.

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  1. Miss Britt

    February 12, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    At least he didn’t call them fat. :-)

  2. Laura

    February 12, 2008 at 12:25 pm

    WOW, I’m totally impressed. Don’t believe I’ve ever seen a child that young who knows his letters!

  3. Lissa

    February 12, 2008 at 1:06 pm

    Your son is so adorable!

  4. amy

    February 12, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    oh my gosh. even more adorable/hilarious/and entertaining in person! i love that little wito!

  5. Angella

    February 12, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    WIto is a genius. And adorable. If you teach him the guitar, he will be able to date any woman on the planet!

  6. Tina

    February 12, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    My prediction? Wito will be reading before he is 2. We shall see, we shall see.

  7. Sharri

    February 12, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    He’s brilliant, I say! The hand waving is just precious. And by golly you DID sound EXACTLY like Bill Clinton when you said “R” –

  8. Maggie

    February 12, 2008 at 3:52 pm

    Wito is one smart cookie! I’m glad to see that he is getting good use of the etch-a-sketch type thingy. They can make a plane ride bearable. (much less paper waste too non?)

  9. Nothing But Bonfires

    February 12, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    D sounds really hot.

  10. Photographer Lori

    February 12, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    OMG! He is too cute!

    :) LORI

  11. metalia

    February 12, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    His look of TOTAL DISMAY when you end the letter game is priceless.

  12. Loralee

    February 12, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    HEE! That is fabulous. I love the expression at the end.

    And? Nothing wrong with elf attire.

  13. Filtering Life

    February 13, 2008 at 5:59 am

    Well don’t I feel like a dumbass for not teaching my kid jack crap about letters or colors yet. She won’t even hardly talk. I am mucho impressed. not only is he amazing at it, EDUCATION should be his middle name. The bye bye face is hilarious. Chloe gets that way when I take food away from her, not letters.

  14. Amanda

    February 13, 2008 at 8:10 am

    Wow, Smarty Jones. Knows his colors AND letters?? Well done! Looks *and* brains….

    For serious, you must be so proud of that little dude! I could watch that video for hours. His sweet face at the end… he’s all HOLD UP WHAT ARE YOU TALKING BYEBYE WOMAN???

  15. Daisy

    February 13, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    He sounds like a natural learner! And I’ll admit, that’s both a blessing and a curse. Sounds like he’s loving exploring his world, colors, letters, numbers, and all.