Road Trip! (With unlimited parentheticals!)

We’re leaving tomorrow morning for a week’s vacation in the home of one of D’s clients. I haven’t prepared one bit. I haven’t packed, I haven’t created a single list (serious travesty), I haven’t thought about what I’m going to wear (we are vacationing WITH D’s clients, which means I have to be Whoorl 2.0: […]

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So You Think You Can Dance – Blogher Edition

I had such a fantastic time at Blogher. In a teeny nutshell, I was just so thrilled to be surrounded by smart, hilarious and well-rounded women instead of wiping dookie booty all day. (Can I get an AMEN?) I think my personal high (LOW! LOW!) point of the weekend had to be “dancing” at the […]

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Starstruck at Blogher

Come take a stroll with me down memory lane. It’s 2:45pm on Saturday. I’ve just run up to my hotel room in an attempt to briefly thaw my corpse-like legs before the next session. I turn on the television set, realize ESPN bowling just isn’t going to hack it and grab the nearest Blogher schedule […]

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Quick Update

Leaving in a couple of hours for San Francisco. Chick-fil-A was fantastic. (#1 with a lemonade, to be specific.) Wito awoke at 5:30am again. This morning’s breakfast request? Mac & Cheese. (???) Have a great weekend, everyone!

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The Floaties of Yesteryear

We’ve made a last-minute decision to spend our Memorial Day weekend in Palm Springs, which means one glorious thing. POOL TIME. I can’t fully express the excitement I am feeling about spending the next three days lying by a pool, but it’s safe to say I’ve broken out the African Anteater Ritual a couple of […]

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My Head. It Has Not Been Reattached.

Well, hello! Here I am. Headless. Things haven’t really simmered down on the home front nor the Hair Thursday front. I returned Friday from Oklahoma, where Wito was cared for (read: spoiled rotten) while I was prancing around New York with TV makeup on. I ask of you, television guest or high class hooker? It’s […]

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