Here is the album art for our upcoming single release. The big question: What should we name our band?
Thanks for all of the well wishes regarding Operation: Ring Retrieval. What a crazy day! I’ve already decided that Operation: Arnie Lifeguard is next. When I return from my vacation, I will make it my personal mission to track down Mr. Orange Cone White Teeth and snap a photo for you all. In the meantime, […]
Lala just reminded me that her craft is not hindered by something as trivial as sobriety. She’s a performance artist of the highest magnitude, yo. (I am completely over the “yo” phenomenon, but I CAN’T STOP TYPING IT.) It is I, Duchess of Whoorl, who needs a leetle liquid courage from time to time. And […]
I need a break from Whoorl. If you need me, I’ll be soaking up the sun and watching the waves with Wito. See you soon.
Well, hello there. I have a bit of a cold, but don’t fret for little whoorlie. Why, you ask? 1. I am back home, which means I can deal with my cold in MY bed. Yay. 2. This is my first cold since pregnancy. Remember the shitty pregnancy cold of 2006 that lasted forever?! No […]
We are headed to Oklahoma tomorrow for a 96-hour Wito bonanza. By God, if one sick person tries to touch or hold him, I will throw down out on the chilly lawn of dead grass. How’s that for Christmas spirit? Germy selfish people + Whoorl = UFC Abundant snark from the trip coming your way […]