May 1, 2007
Humming Burritas
Here is the album art for our upcoming single release. The big question: What should we name our band?
April 26, 2007
Quiet On The Homefront
Thanks for all of the well wishes regarding Operation: Ring Retrieval. What a crazy day! I’ve already decided that Operation: Arnie Lifeguard is next. When I return from my vacation, I will make it my personal mission to track down Mr. Orange Cone White Teeth and snap a photo for you all. In the meantime, […]
April 23, 2007
Performance Art 2007 Will Not Be Denied!
Lala just reminded me that her craft is not hindered by something as trivial as sobriety. She’s a performance artist of the highest magnitude, yo. (I am completely over the “yo” phenomenon, but I CAN’T STOP TYPING IT.) It is I, Duchess of Whoorl, who needs a leetle liquid courage from time to time. And […]
April 9, 2007
Spring Break
I need a break from Whoorl. If you need me, I’ll be soaking up the sun and watching the waves with Wito. See you soon.
December 29, 2006
Love Me Some Lists
Well, hello there. I have a bit of a cold, but don’t fret for little whoorlie. Why, you ask? 1. I am back home, which means I can deal with my cold in MY bed. Yay. 2. This is my first cold since pregnancy. Remember the shitty pregnancy cold of 2006 that lasted forever?! No […]
December 21, 2006
Consider This A Warning
We are headed to Oklahoma tomorrow for a 96-hour Wito bonanza. By God, if one sick person tries to touch or hold him, I will throw down out on the chilly lawn of dead grass. How’s that for Christmas spirit? Germy selfish people + Whoorl = UFC Abundant snark from the trip coming your way […]