A Word Of Caution

Ketel One martinis + The New York Times anticipation = Ouch. Ladies and gents, I’ve had a crazy week. You see, I’ve been on vacation with my family, which included a little bit of this: La Cucaracha from whoorl on Vimeo. (Wait, doesn’t everyone have a 6-foot statue of Captain Hook included in their vacation […]

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A Weekend In Boston – Observations

1. Warm, sunny weather is my life force. 2. A trench coat is not a coat. 3. People stare. At the airport, walking down Newbury Street, running errands, everywhere. (Booger? Spinach in the teeth?) While having lunch at Zaftigs, the woman seated next to us literally turned her chair towards us and stared the entire […]

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Boston Update

Hello, my friends! I’m in Boston! And warm! Thanks for all of your suggestions- of course, I didn’t read most of them until I arrived here, but I’ve brought lots of layers and am peachy keen, jellybeans. I’m extremely superstitious and don’t want to jinx future travels, but I have to say, yesterday was a […]

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Hair Thursday Coming Soon…Packing Hysteria Takes Precedence

Hair Thursday is going to be late due to the fact that I’m leaving for Boston at 5:45 IN THE MORNING. I’m not sure if you have noticed with Daylight Savings Time, but 5:45 IN THE MORNING is a very dark time. Very night-like. My current packing situation looks like this: In clockwise order from […]

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The Miracle Ham Adventure

Friday, December 28th, 2007. The day that altered my life forever. Picture this. A chilly day spent on my grandmother’s ranch in Oklahoma. After a fairly uneventful drive from Oklahoma City, we arrive with gifts in tow. Why, here we are, relaxing on (read: breaking) my grandma’s Lazy Boy. Christmas at my grandmother’s home is […]

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Adventures With Hoagies

Adventures with hoagies – complete with visual and audio pleasure! (Tasty AND sexy!) Multiple choice. Christmas day is approaching. It’s 32 degrees outside and snowing with wind gusts up to 35 miles an hour. Conditions are deteriorating rapidly, roadways are quite slushy and it’s colder than a witch’s tit. What do you do? 1) Make […]

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