My mother and I took Wito on a couple of errands this morning. First up, Target, which launched my first completely insignificant tirade of the day. What is the point of having shopping cart return corrals (“corrals” doesn’t seem right, but very Oklahoman, yes?) if there aren’t any carts left outside in the corrals for […]
1. I deflowered my 7-year-old virginal hair with highlights yesterday! 2. I am in love with a new, organic pressed powder. (It’s a DRUGSTORE brand, holla! I found it at Ulta, which upon walking into the store realized I had a $5 coupon back at my house so I turned around and drove back to […]
It’s Earth Day, dudes! I thought it would apropos to write about being kinder to our planet. (Oh, wait. I do that EVERY week over here. Oh hahahahaha, silly me.) Yeah, yeah. Okay, here’s the deal. Blake, a fellow FilterForGood writer, tagged me to participate in an Earth Day meme. (Before I go on, have […]
1. It doesn’t matter what the circumstance, I could be tortured by Jack Bauer with no sleep for a week and STILL not be able to sleep on an airplane or in a car. 2. I have never owned a pet, nor do I care to in the future. 3. In my mid-20’s, I was […]
1. It’s not all tofu and hemp over here. I’ve finally admitted to my paper towel addiction. 2. If you have an iPhone, you have to check out these apps for parents. (Your iPhone can act as a baby monitor! That calls you at your number of choice when it detects sound! DUDE.) 3. Plus-sized […]
1. I’m writing a weekly column that I really, really, REALLY love. The fine folks at Brita have started the Filter For Good challenge, which has already eliminated over 100 million plastic water bottles to date. (You should take the pledge yourself!) Along with 5 other bloggers, I will be posting once a week (on […]