Let’s Talk About Boobies

I have to talk about the boobs. AGAIN. And I really don’t want to talk about the boobs. Again. But it’s really all I can think about lately. I have some decisions to make about breastfeeding and I need to vent. It seems that I have thrush. Again. To those who don’t know about thrush, […]

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NaBloPoMo Commences

Sound the bells and whistles! NaBloPoMo has begun! Are you ready for my groundbreaking first post of the month? Don’t hold your breath. My mind is spinning and I’m hoping that you all can help me out. #1 – Something’s up with the twins. They are hurting again and I am starting to feel achy […]

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Off to a Great Start

Happy Monday, everyone! I hope you are enjoying your day. Lord knows I am! Really, how could you NOT revel in a glorious sunny day with a comment like, “Your Attitude Is Piss-Poor and You’re Not Going To Get Away with your Bullshit” from the dear ol’ husband. Truly folks, nothing starts my day off […]

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NaBloPoMo

Have you heard of you? Currently, the majority of my non-existent free time is being spent vacuuming pantry shelves, wiping down pantry shelves with non-toxic cleaner, staring at aforementioned pantry shelves waiting for a pest to appear and obsessing that one has jumped from the pantry onto my body and is enjoying his new home […]

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A Half-Assed Attempt of Whoorlito’s Birth Story

August 3, 2006 9:00am – D and I had our third appointment with Maternal Diagnostics to check on my amniotic fluid issues. We were pretty sure we would receive the same news as the prior visits, but for some reason we decided to pack our hospital bags in the car this time. Oooh, the foreshadowing… […]

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Maternity Leave – Day One

Well, well. Hello there. Hmph. What to do, what to do, what to do. It’s 8:08 on Monday morning and I already don’t know what to do with myself. It’s really peculiar not having to work. Even though my job is based from home, I still have to put on a suit (which lately has […]

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