Happy Fourth of July

Happy Fourth to everyone in America! To celebrate, we will discuss my hot, sweaty thighs! Three weeks ago, I started the Couch to 5K running program. I love it. Well, I love it every hour of the day besides the hour in which I’m actually participating in the Couch to 5k running program. I wasn’t […]

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Hair Apparent

Y’all know I’ve been working on the FAQ section lately, right? Can you guess the most popular comment/question? Go ahead, guess. Oh stop, I know what you’re thinking…my expansive knowledge of list-making, my razor-sharp wit, my brilliant commentary on environmental policies…. No? Really? Not any of those things, huh… Okay FINE, it’s my hair. My […]

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Because You’re Just DYING To Know More

I’ve posted a few FAQs. I’m thinking 5/week is a good place to start. (That or I’m more interested in eating Half Baked than typing right now.) More questions answered soon! THE SUSPENSE! IT’S KILLING YOU, RIGHT?

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FAQ

Here at whoorl.com, I receive questions via email. Amusing questions, compelling questions, bizarro questions. Y’all are FREAKS. I very seldom answer these questions- not so much that I don’t want to, but I’m never sure if I should reply in an email or create a post or whatever. So, I’ve decided to create a FAQ […]

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It’s The Truth And You Know It

So You Think You Can Dance is the most riveting television program in the history of time. There. I said it. I said it so you don’t have to, people. Wait. Why, you ask? Oh please, let me enlighten you. 1. Cat Deeley has great hair. 2. Mary Murphy is totally Paula Abdul’s older, more […]

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You’re From The High Plains, Whoorl

Yesterday was one of those days that just physically kicks you in the ass. Repeatedly. The kind of day that makes the middle of your back burn and ache; the kind where you find yourself exhaling as you finally, FINALLY melt into the couch at day’s end. And I totally over-emphasized the couch-exhale bit last […]

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