I noticed yesterday that my mother was braggity bragging about our house not being a “den of kiddie crap”. You see, my mom likes to keep things tidy. She even wrote about it here. (Although DUDE, mom. I know I’m your muse and all, but could you NOT include me in those posts? Some of […]
First off, are the “clever” entry titles really necessary? Let’s see, I’m going to write about video monitors, so let’s name it, hmmm, MONITORING THE SITUATION! Yes, God, YES! I am fucking BRILLIANT. 2008 Blogger’s Choice Award, here I come. 16 months into this parenting gig, we JUST purchased a monitor for Wito. You already […]
100, 99, 98, 97, 96, 95, 94, 93…what if something is horribly wrong with him?…focus on the counting, Sarah, you’ve got to get some sleep…92, 91, 90, 89, 88……what if I missed something? is it my fault?….87, 86, 85, 84, 83, 82…..he doesn’t deserve this…81, 80, 79, 78, 76…sleep, Sarah, sleep… The last four nights […]
Exactly how long does it take for molars to obtain permanent residence in a toddler’s mouth? I mean, REALLY, folks. I distinctly remember Dr. Hot noticing how swollen Wito’s gums were at his 12-month checkup. And I distinctly remember Dr. Hot remarking about how swollen Wito’s gums were at his 15-month appointment. And I distinctly […]
Yes, yes. Hair Thursday is coming, but probably not until this evening. Just in case you didn’t know, yesterday was Halloween, and instead of scouring the Internet for hair photos, I was chasing a runaway shark in the dark. Don’t believe me? This photo accurately portrays 97% of my evening. Although, Wito did grant us […]
Also known as the Whoorlito 15th month update. Hmmm, where to begin. When I last updated you, Wito was 7 months old and looking like this: Now, he more or less looks like this: Unless I’m working on the laptop. Then, he looks like this: Ack! The guilt! Stop with the eyes, kid! Wito is […]