We have just surpassed the 65-minute mark of non-stop, 194-decibel, Backyardigans theme singing and he’s showing no signs of stopping in the near future. Bottoms up, my friends. Bottoms up. Happy Friday! The Backyardigans obsession continues… from whoorl on Vimeo.
I can’t believe I am going to write about Target again, but WHAT THE HELL, TARGET? You are hurting me. Deep down to the core. What I entered the store needing: Seventh Generation Non-Chlorine Bleach Secret Unscented Conditioning Solid Deodorant Neutrogena Anti-Wrinkle Anti-Blemish Cream (This is the best face lotion in the history of mankind. […]
It’s Earth Day, dudes! I thought it would apropos to write about being kinder to our planet. (Oh, wait. I do that EVERY week over here. Oh hahahahaha, silly me.) Yeah, yeah. Okay, here’s the deal. Blake, a fellow FilterForGood writer, tagged me to participate in an Earth Day meme. (Before I go on, have […]
Just in case you haven’t been pummeled with daily reminders, we’re in a recession. Last month’s unemployment rate soared to 8.5%, the highest level since 1983. I’m fairly confident my most pressing issue in ’83 was choreographing dances to Duran Duran’s “Rio” in my backyard. Here at whoorl.com, we would like to help spark the […]
I am anxiously awaiting the day when I can write about my life like the good ol’ days. Remember those posts? Yeah, that was nice. However, I’m not quite there yet. In the meantime, let me introduce you to Whoorlito, Child of the Steel Trap Memory. A couple of notes: 1. This video was filmed […]
Looking at this. Listening to this. (Imagine it on a 2-hour loop.) PLEASE STOP RAINING.