January 2, 2007
Notice
I quit my job today. Oh my God, I’m a mother. Who stays at home. Just thought I might share.
December 30, 2006
Get A Grip
I have underestimated The Sickness. I am powerless to its fierce grip. Let me make a confession. When I started to feel the tickling in my throat and the itchy eyes yesterday, I was secretly relieved. After our whirlwind trip to Oklahoma, I figured it would be a good way to stay in bed for […]
December 6, 2006
Whoorlito: 4 Month Update
I can’t believe it…4 months old. Jesus, what a geezer. I never planned to be a monthly-baby-updater-person, but I just realized that if I don’t document here, it will definitely be lost in the dusty recesses of my noggin forever. So, essentially, this is more for me than you. Feel free to vomit from boredom. […]
December 4, 2006
If You Leave Me Now…
You’ll take away the biggest part of me OOOH OOOOH OOOOOOOH NO, baby please don’t go If you leave me now, you’ll take away the very heart of me OOOH OOOOH OOOOOOH NO, baby please don’t go Please envision
December 1, 2006
Pardon the Mess
Hi. Did you miss me? Turns out I had a slightly larger bandwidth issue than I originally presumed. Like upgraded my entire account to a more expensive plan only to find out that it wasn’t enough either kind of issues. So on top of returning to work and leaving my precious baby, I spent mucho […]
November 24, 2006
Move Over, Magnum PI
Hi, I’m a little busy right now. Why, you ask? Because I still haven’t hired a nanny and I start work in less than 72 hours. Oh, but I love the pressure. The sweet, sweet pressure. I even added a new candidate into the mix this morning because nothing sounds more fun than interviewing nannies […]