January Began my affair with Ramón Alejandro Even wrote a song February Got a new haircut that made me Ann Wilson’s twin Oooh, Barracuda Started to notice Wito’s wicked memory at 18 months old March Traveled to Boston to visit my darling niece made observations April Felt like a celeb Featured in The New York […]
I just completed my Hair Thursday video A couple months late It has taken me an embarrassingly long time to edit it However, not my fault, iMovie08 is devil incarnate Once I switched back to iMovieHD, it was easier than pie Guess what I’m doing on New Year’s Eve? Swigging tons of Nyquil, damn cold […]
Tomorrow is New Year’s Eve and I have a sneaking suspicion many of you will be lighting up the town – dressed to the hilt with PERFECT hair and makeup, of course. (My plans, however, will involve putting my toddler to bed and drinking half a bottle of Nyquil. We are a little sickly over […]
Please close your browser if you do not want to read about Mister Wito Don’t write about him much anymore, but I’m a proud mama, I promise Right now, he’s singing the Spanish Alphabet song How does he know that? He wants me to sing with him, but he’s way smarter than me, dumb mommy […]
Packing suitcases is killing my will to live Hand me a gun please Bacon yum bacon Bacon bacon bacon yum Bacon yum bacon 1 orange, 2 grape 100 cherry – I will sue you, Tootsie Roll
Family members in a permanent bad mood Kind of depressing Haven’t seen my mom all day, she caught a bad bug Feel awful for her Wito is so sick Yet another double ear infection, poor guy Definitely does not feel like Christmas ’round here SERENITY NOW Oklahoma wind is not kidding around, it will lift […]