Achieving Low Maintenance Hair

Katie is a public interest lawyer living in Chicago with her husband, a basil plant named Boris, and a staggeringly large collection of cookbooks. She has very strong feelings about public schools, letterpress stationary, and beer. (And hair, obviously.) Hello, I’m Katie, and I’m guilty of hair neglect. If Whoorl is a hair savant, I […]

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Haiku #2

Oh, this week was chock full of fun. Enjoy. ER 1 am Oh stomach issues, why do you make my life suck? After six hours of CAT scans/ ultrasounds, it’s not appendicitis Now I must dabble in the world of stool samples I think I might hork What you are telling me is that I […]

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hair thursday makeover 54

Meet Dave. Some of you might recognize this man. Dave is the brother of one of my very favorite people in the universe, Kristin of Better Now fame. If you don’t regularly read Kristin’s blog (which OMG, what are you waiting for?), she recently posted about the state of Dave’s hair. No matter how much […]

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Friday Haiku

It frightens me that I’m finding it easier to express my feelings in haiku form than in basic sentences, but I feel the need to go with it. I’m glad to know that I will retain 4 readers. Thus, I give you Whoorl’s Week in Haiku. Man, there is a lot of stink ass perfume […]

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Making out with makeup

Blogher and Estee Lauder gave me free makeup in exchange for a big, wet kiss. Not really, but you can read about it here. (Also, exactly how many readers would never EVER come back to this blog if I wrote all of my posts in haiku? Isn’t haiku SO over that it’s actually cool again?)

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Sitting Pretty

Last week, I received a $100 gift card from BlogHer and EsteeLauder.com to check out Estee Lauder’s newly revamped website. (Dude. Free makeup. And when I say “free makeup”, I’m making it sound just like Oprah introducing something cool. You know, FREE MAAAAAKEUUUUUP.) I must admit, Estee Lauder isn’t one of my usual brands for […]

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