My Apologies to 58.9% of You

First and foremost, I’m trying not to be the “I told you so” type, but to all my family and close friends, I TOLD YOU SO! I knew it. I knew it. I knew it! Mama Whoorl is quite intuitive, folks. Too bad Papa Whoorl…

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Oh, My Beloved Turkey

Sorry, peeps. I have nothing to write about that would interest anyone in the least. Unless you want to hear about the dangers of

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Are the 80’s Making a Comeback?

I have only bought two books about pregnancy, The Girlfriends Guide to Pregnancy and The Pregnancy Journal. That’s enough for me. Girlfriends Guide is cute, but I get really distracted and bored after about 5 minutes. I’m just the type of person that wants answers…

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Whoorlito Update

I had my follow-up ultrasound this morning, and everything looks great. My hemorrhage has healed and the baby was doing some major whoorlito aerobics. Here are some ultrasounds from early Saturday morning (notice the time, aargh). Hey guys! Check out my arm and hand! But…

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The Christmas Season Needs To End

Ok, it is time to stop the madness. I can’t take it anymore. For the past 4 days, D and I have been on scheduled 1 to 4-hour incremental visits to family and friends. The first day was fun, second day was interesting, third day…

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Christmas Is a Time for Drinking

PART TWO IN THE ONGOING INSTALLMENT OF BORING BABY PICTURES Ooooh, check out my shiny new kitchen. It was my very favorite toy/monstrosity during my third and fourth year. I would spend hours making culinary delights for my “dinner parties”, where the invisible elite would…

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