Or be a part of my non-scientific, double-blind, placebo-controlled, government-funded study! Um, it’s really none of those things. But did you see how well that flowed from my fingers and translated on the written page? Seven years of pharmaceutical sales has taught me something, by God. Mommies, tell me how many days +/- you delivered […]
One of the beautiful things about being 36 weeks pregnant is while your husband slaves away in the nursery, you can sit on your ass and make up new hybrid cartoon characters with the baby’s belongings. Introducing the spawn of Marvin the Martian.
I just realized my previous entry is about to disappear off my page, leaving nothing but blank space on my blog. That would accurately describe what’s going on in my brain right now…a whole lot of nothing. You would think Whoorlito’s arrival in a month would send my brain into a flurry of activity. Alas, […]
Why do questions from strangers about your pregnancy follow the exact same pattern 85% of the time? The Holy Trilogy of Pregnancy-Related Questions: 1) When are you due? 2) Is it a boy or a girl? 3) Have you picked a name? These questions are usually followed with a couple of random tidbits about their […]
I’m hot. And tired. And annoyed. I contemplated not writing this until my body temperature cooled off a little, but I have now realized my body temperature is NEVER going to cool down until I have this baby. Which really aggravates me to no end. I’m the cold-natured girl! I’ve never had this problem before…the […]
Well, I can’t believe I am 7 months pregnant. Time is moving at warp speed these days- in less than three months, I am going to have a baby boy! A very active baby boy at that, given the amount of time he spends kicking the shit out of me. I received a sheet from […]