I’m back from my 38-week appointment which somehow morphed from an average 45-minute trip to a 4-hour jaunt to Maternal Diagnostics at my hospital. Phew! My physician noticed my uterine measurements were a little behind schedule for my due date (aha! – that might explain all of the “your belly is too small to be […]
Well, you would think I would be a posting fool due to my maternity leave and wicked organizational skills. Sorry, Charlies. I have a new love in my life, and it’s called…wait, what’s it called…oh yeah…Mystery Case Files: Huntsville. No more maternity leave boredom for me because I am solving crimes, yo. I came upon […]
Well, well. Hello there. Hmph. What to do, what to do, what to do. It’s 8:08 on Monday morning and I already don’t know what to do with myself. It’s really peculiar not having to work. Even though my job is based from home, I still have to put on a suit (which lately has […]
It’s official – I weigh more than my husband. Additionally, I am wearing his shorts considering they are the only piece of clothing in this god-forsaken house that fit me. On a happier note, I am 50% effaced and a “fingertip” dilated. Not much, I know…but it’s a hell of a lot better than last […]
I had my first cervical exam this morning and… DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN nothing has happened. My cervix is tightly closed- it looks like Whoorlito still has some cooking to do. I was talking to one of my favorite nurses today in an office I call on for work, and I asked her to guess what […]