A Half-Assed Attempt of Whoorlito’s Birth Story

August 3, 2006 9:00am – D and I had our third appointment with Maternal Diagnostics to check on my amniotic fluid issues. We were pretty sure we would receive the same news as the prior visits, but for some reason we decided to pack our hospital bags in the car this time. Oooh, the foreshadowing… […]

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Maternity Leave – Day One

Well, well. Hello there. Hmph. What to do, what to do, what to do. It’s 8:08 on Monday morning and I already don’t know what to do with myself. It’s really peculiar not having to work. Even though my job is based from home, I still have to put on a suit (which lately has […]

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A Moral Issue

I try to keep this blog light and airy at all times- honestly, I don’t prefer to read people’s opinions on politics and so I extend the same courtesy to my readers. Instead, let’s talk about poop! Breastfeeding (I’m skeered)! Pregnancy-induced gas! Well, I can’t do that today because the issue at hand isn’t just […]

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Memorial Day Meme

Stolen from Rainbow flip-flops. A Southern California tradition. 7. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture? In it. 8. What’s the last movie you watched? The last DVD I watched was 24: Season 2. 9. Do any of your friends have children? Yes, lots of kiddos. 10. Has anyone ever called […]

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A Couple of Things Addendum

In the last eight hours… 1. Sometimes, even though the ocean breezes have perfectly cooled your bedroom, you will wake up at 11:50pm completely dripping in sweat thus being forced to take your pajama pants off and sleep with your legs touching. Gross. 2. It is a very sad day when you wake up at […]

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Just a couple of things…

I’ve learned during the trials and tribulations of being knocked up.* 1. People are generally way nicer to you. It took me a while longer than most to experience this rule firsthand due to the belly that refused to pop out for eons. But it’s here now, so please, dote on me if you wish. […]

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