Shiny Brunettes, Blonds and Redheads Unite! As I sit here in Oklahoma, my father tells me there are only two types of bad hair. Thin and Curly. I ask him about my curls and he responds that mine is WAVY. Totally different, duh. He would also like to point out that he is referring to […]
Let’s talk about concealer, foundation and SPF. First off, the lip gloss recommendations were out of control. Out of control and totally kick ass. I love that we can all be so unbelievably shallow together. Shallow Lips Unite! I’ve received so many emails from you all about your new purchases and frankly, I have no […]
One of the list suggestions in yesterday’s comments (Hi Chanel Glossimer in Spark – I think 75% of the people I know own this shade. From what I gather it looks great on pretty much anyone. 2. if I just had twins and was married to McDreamy. I guess I better stock up. 3. Stila […]
Sweet Jebus, I can be so lazy. Here I sit on the couch in my perfectly clean house (hell yes housekeeper monday), Wito just went down for a nap, my Statcounter and Google Reader feeds are caught up (which one’s better?) and the house is perfectly still. I can even hear the birds outside. You […]
Well, hello there. I have a bit of a cold, but don’t fret for little whoorlie. Why, you ask? 1. I am back home, which means I can deal with my cold in MY bed. Yay. 2. This is my first cold since pregnancy. Remember the shitty pregnancy cold of 2006 that lasted forever?! No […]
1. Do not have a publicly accessible Myspace account. 2. Do not include myriads of photos of yourself drinking, smoking and licking your friends’ faces. 3. Do not make up stories about families you’ve nannied for in your past 15 years of experience. 4. Do not decline a 9:00am breakfast meeting because you have “an […]