Countdown To Performance Art – Fall 2005 Edition

6 hours until my little sister will be in my presence for an entire week. In preparation, I’m charging up the camera, resting my liver and stretching my limbs. What shall our Fall Edition of Performance Art entail? The Summer Edition was Karaoke, so that’s…

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Sea Lions Gone Wild!

I’ve lived in 5 cities during the past decade. Major cities, not-so-major cites, urban high-crime areas and run-of-the-mill suburbia. I’ve experienced tornadoes, rough winters, droughts, major floods, you name it. Never did I think that

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Calling All Harry Potter Fans

I have a Harry Potter dilemma. I am pretty sure I mentioned my overall “new project” mentality in one of my early entries- how I jump into whatever seems interesting at the time with such enormous fervor, only to slowly putter out over time. Well,…

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Dongers Are Victorious

My beloved Long Duk Dongers defeated Team Fruit of the Loom yesterday in Fantasy Football. After an abysmal start, my team is now 2-2. Hell yes.

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Free At Last

This afternoon marks the end of my shitty three-week stint with the corporate koolaid-drinking side of my job that I despise BEYOND belief. Words can’t express how happy I am. No more meetings! No more ass-kissing! No more waking up at 5:00 am filled with…

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