October 12, 2005
Totally Bizarre
I bet you can’t eat 5 saltine crackers in one minute. Seriously, I double-dog dare you.
October 10, 2005
Countdown To Performance Art – Fall 2005 Edition
6 hours until my little sister will be in my presence for an entire week. In preparation, I’m charging up the camera, resting my liver and stretching my limbs. What shall our Fall Edition of Performance Art entail? The Summer Edition was Karaoke, so that’s out. I’m up for suggestions- I have been throwing around […]
October 7, 2005
Sea Lions Gone Wild!
I’ve lived in 5 cities during the past decade. Major cities, not-so-major cites, urban high-crime areas and run-of-the-mill suburbia. I’ve experienced tornadoes, rough winters, droughts, major floods, you name it. Never did I think that
October 6, 2005
Calling All Harry Potter Fans
I have a Harry Potter dilemma. I am pretty sure I mentioned my overall “new project” mentality in one of my early entries- how I jump into whatever seems interesting at the time with such enormous fervor, only to slowly putter out over time. Well, I’ve done it again. A couple months ago, I got […]
October 5, 2005
It’s the End of the World As We Know It
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby… …let’s just hope she doesn’t experience postpartum depression.
October 3, 2005
Dongers Are Victorious
My beloved Long Duk Dongers defeated Team Fruit of the Loom yesterday in Fantasy Football. After an abysmal start, my team is now 2-2. Hell yes.