I bet you can’t eat 5 saltine crackers in one minute. Seriously, I double-dog dare you.
6 hours until my little sister will be in my presence for an entire week. In preparation, I’m charging up the camera, resting my liver and stretching my limbs. What shall our Fall Edition of Performance Art entail? The Summer Edition was Karaoke, so that’s out. I’m up for suggestions- I have been throwing around […]
I’ve lived in 5 cities during the past decade. Major cities, not-so-major cites, urban high-crime areas and run-of-the-mill suburbia. I’ve experienced tornadoes, rough winters, droughts, major floods, you name it. Never did I think that
I have a Harry Potter dilemma. I am pretty sure I mentioned my overall “new project” mentality in one of my early entries- how I jump into whatever seems interesting at the time with such enormous fervor, only to slowly putter out over time. Well, I’ve done it again. A couple months ago, I got […]
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are having a baby… …let’s just hope she doesn’t experience postpartum depression.
My beloved Long Duk Dongers defeated Team Fruit of the Loom yesterday in Fantasy Football. After an abysmal start, my team is now 2-2. Hell yes.