I can’t stop writing about Valentine’s Day over at the scary place. Just in case you are looking for some last minute ideas, feel free to take a gander. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, though.
Looking for a way to convey your hot, sexy love through food? Here you go.
Think Valentine’s Day is for wussy shitheads? You might like this.
Is Martha Stewart your idol? Knock yourself out.
Want to gain 10 pounds on Valentine’s? Have at it.
Is your loved one only worth a dollar? It’s too late, but you can look anyway.
Incidentally, I haven’t done one flippin’ thing for Valentine’s. Not even a CARD. So, um, CIAO.