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The Earring Contest Winner Is…

Wait! First, you need to look at my highly-scientific chart!

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Yeah, I created a pie chart while watching American Idol last night. What of it?

(Did I hear you mumble “douchebag”? HUH?)

According to Wikipedia, “Genetically dominant, free earlobes are twice as common in the human population as attached lobes.”

No shit! Thanks to MY highly-scientific poll, I can assure clinical geneticists around the world that the research hasn’t been in vain! Free earlobes are twice as common! Whoorl readers PROVED IT.

I’m not just giving away earrings here, I’m validating SCIENCE.

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What was I talking about?

Oh yes, the contest. I found some sort of random number generator website thingymajig, entered in the official number of comments, pressed the go button and:

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I can’t look! The suspense!

And the winning random commenter is:

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#186! Which would be:

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Jocilyn! Who measures people’s ears! (ZOMGWTF.) You’re right, Jocilyn. There is no good explanation.

Congratulations to the Ear Measurer! I’ll be emailing you shortly.

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19 comments
  1. Jenn

    March 27, 2008 at 12:55 pm

    I loved the earrings so much that I ordered my own pair. Question, though, what size hoops did you get?? I was an Etsy virgin until your post- thanks so much for showing me somewhere else to spend my money. I’m sure my husband appreciates it! :)

  2. BeachMama

    March 27, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Oh my goodness, you are hilarious. I love your hair (thus you are the hair goddess of Thursdays) and the glasses! And even though I wasn’t the winner it was fun playing :)

  3. Aimee Greeblemonkey

    March 27, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    You so funny.

  4. Michelle

    March 28, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    I generally find “yeah, me too” comments irritating, but I just can’t stop myself. God, your hair is great.