Sloppy Mornings with Ann

I saw something this morning that made me want to hurl chunks of last night’s tomato basil pasta feast all over the entire house. And for once I can say with 100% confidence that baby whoorlito had no part of this.

Call me crazy, but doesn’t The Today Show have hair and makeup people? They must, considering Katie Couric looks semi-decent most of time. Except for the lip liner. What is up with the lip liner?

Case in Point:


Look at that hair! Draped all over her shoulders, all tangled and shit. Is she attempting to form dreadlocks? BRUSH THE HAIR.

Here’s a lovely back view as well.


I think I actually saw little hair mites crawling around that mess.


  1. lini

    January 6, 2006 at 3:09 pm

    Mrs Big Wobbley does not agree with Mr BW- Ann, comb your hair.

  2. Lyndsay

    January 6, 2006 at 11:23 am

    Are we sure these aren’t extensions? They look filthy in a Britney Spears post-Federline way.

  3. Brian J. Hong

    January 6, 2006 at 11:42 am

    Maybe it was really windy that day. And she was already late that morning because her coffeemaker broke and she was busy getting a quickie before work from the gardener because her husband left her five years ago and she hasn’t had anyone since then.

    But then again, maybe not.

  4. undercover celebrity

    January 6, 2006 at 2:47 pm

    In an unrelated note (though I completely despise the Today show), I was sick for a couple of weeks and somehow missed that your preggers. CONGRATULATIONS! …just one more person who gets to have a baby before I’m even engaged. …but I’m happy for you… really, I am. :)

  5. Anne Glamore

    January 6, 2006 at 4:01 pm

    I saw Ann C the same morning after a Today Show hiatus and I actually thought she was doing the Paris Hilton thing and wearng extensions.

    Not good.

  6. Jurgen Nation

    January 6, 2006 at 6:41 pm

    I’m not sure about the hair – I love it if, say, we’re on E! or another Hollywood Insider type show. But for morning TV? Ugh. Not “morning TV-y.”

    Katie Couric has the worst face EVER. “Hi! I’m Katie Couric and I’M ALWAYS SURPRISED AND SMILING!” I’d like to kick her in the lipliner.

    BTW: I like Soledad, but have you SEEN some of her outfits? What was with the robin’s egg blue cardigan WITH THE PINK AND WHITE YARN BALLS?! JFC. Dude. You can be 10 minutes late if it means you’re going to look like a reprisal of Mr. Rogers, in female form.

  7. Reluctant Housewife

    January 6, 2006 at 9:29 pm

    I don’t remember if I have mentioned this, but I agree 100% with the Ann Curry hate. This just cracks me up! There’s just something about her that is so arrogant. The question is – why?

  8. Jesster

    January 9, 2006 at 11:26 am

    Agreed, I am sure that Locks of Love would appreciate something more along the lines of nice, pretty, COMBED, not 3 days on a heroine bender looking hair. I meant she is GOOD to go with the donation–donate that mop, already Ann!

  9. whoorl

    January 25, 2006 at 1:45 pm


    See comment #11.

  10. Maureen

    January 25, 2006 at 10:40 am

    Ann Curry is growing her hair along with her daughter so that they may donate it to the “Locks of Love” organization. The donation will go to a little girl who can not grow hair due to cancer or has the unexplained hair loss called Alopecia.