I saw something this morning that made me want to hurl chunks of last night’s tomato basil pasta feast all over the entire house. And for once I can say with 100% confidence that baby whoorlito had no part of this.
Call me crazy, but doesn’t The Today Show have hair and makeup people? They must, considering Katie Couric looks semi-decent most of time. Except for the lip liner. What is up with the lip liner?
Case in Point:
Look at that hair! Draped all over her shoulders, all tangled and shit. Is she attempting to form dreadlocks? BRUSH THE HAIR.
Here’s a lovely back view as well.
I think I actually saw little hair mites crawling around that mess.
don't call me ma'amJanuary 6, 2006 at 8:19 am
We were thinking the same thing this morning!! She needs her hair cut. It looks SOOO much better when it is just above her shoulders. This looks like she’s trying to be Vic Secret model ‘glam’… but failing miserably.
JessieJanuary 6, 2006 at 8:46 am
And can I comment on the hair of the woman she’s talking to in that second picture? (kelly mcdonald or something). She’s on almost every day as the White House correspondent, but (in the voice of Chandler) could she part her hair any further to the side? Seriously. They have to use a lot of product to get her hair to stay so drastically parted.
AlicatJanuary 6, 2006 at 9:01 am
Its been *years* since I turned on the today show. (i hate them all. bastards) Last time I saw Ann, she was all bobbed and shoulder lengthed at the most. Wow! This is a big diff.
Except, I think its pretty. :( Doh.
lissaJanuary 6, 2006 at 10:42 am
She looks like an Asian Elvira.
whoorlJanuary 6, 2006 at 10:48 am
Asian Elvira! :D
I love it, Lissa.
ms. sizzleJanuary 6, 2006 at 10:53 am
Asian Elvira is perfect-o!
I am glad I don’t watch The Today Show any longer. Between Ann’s crazy unkempt hair and Katie’s scary lipliner, I might never make it through a day.
CocodrieJanuary 6, 2006 at 11:17 am
I, too, boycott THE TODAY SHOW. However, that White Hose correspondant looks very EXCORSIST-esque in that screen shot. I feel like I should duck for cover in case her head spins around and begins spewing scary green possession barf.
JessterJanuary 6, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Actually, one day she mentioned that she and her daughters were growing their hair to donate to “Locks of Love”. They need 10 inches…I think that she is good to donate!
whoorlJanuary 6, 2006 at 2:32 pm
Ok, Jesster, I’ll admit it’s wonderful that she is donating her hair to Locks of Love.
However, that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have to BRUSH it. I’m pretty sure your hair doesn’t need to be tangled and disgusting to donate it to Locks of Love . ;)
rebeccaJanuary 6, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Not only is her hair hideous, she also does THE WORST INTERVIEWS of anyone on television. She’s an all-around train wreck, I tell ya.
gorillabunsJanuary 6, 2006 at 2:44 pm
i’m with you on katie’s lip liner. she went to the erica kane beauty school. i hate lip liner that is a bad outline of your mean clinched mouth.
mrsmogulJanuary 6, 2006 at 2:58 pm
You should see the news presenters here. ALL LISPS AND MESSY HAIR! SOMETIMES NO MAKEUP!
Boogie's MomJanuary 6, 2006 at 3:02 pm
Hmmm. When I saw this picture, my first thought was “Oh, her hair looks pretty.” I guess I like the messy bed-head look. Mostly, I wish I had long smooth hair that didn’t get frizzy from the slightest bit of humidity.
But I’m totally with you on the lipliner with Katie. Her lips always look dry too. I just want to get in there with some Kiehl’s lip balm!
bishOp stu tuJanuary 6, 2006 at 3:03 pm
“she is one hot, spicy egg rOll”… sez Mr. BIG wObbley.
whoorlJanuary 6, 2006 at 3:07 pm
Stu Tu (aka Pervy McPerverson),
Glad to see you are feeling better…