Shoot Me Now

It’s official – I weigh more than my husband.

Additionally, I am wearing his shorts considering they are the only piece of clothing in this god-forsaken house that fit me.

On a happier note, I am 50% effaced and a “fingertip” dilated. Not much, I know…but it’s a hell of a lot better than last week’s “not effaced AND tightly closed up” observation. Things are a-happening, peeps.

ANNNDDDD tomorrow’s my last day of work. Which is a good thing since my boss made me cry. Awesome.

  1. undercover celebrity

    July 21, 2006 at 1:50 pm

    I would like to join you in breaking rule #29 and say that in my lack-of blogging over the past couple of months, I feel like I’ve missed out on all the trials and tribulations of your pregnancy! Congrats on your last day of work and on the effacing and dialating. Good work! :)

    It’s so sad that now that you weigh more than your husband that you’re in a condition that doesn’t allow you to wrestle. For I tell you the truth, if I out-weighed Mark I would be so excited to take him down. :)

  2. christy

    July 21, 2006 at 9:49 pm

    You not allowed to complain. You look amazing! I hope you’re baby comes soon! Like now.
    Good luck!

  3. kimmer

    July 22, 2006 at 3:06 pm

    Jeers for your boss. Cheers for your cervix. It is totally the longest-shortest time you will ever go through. You will make it!

  4. SAJ

    July 22, 2006 at 10:15 pm

    Woooo Hooooo! It’s getting exciting now! Don’t forget to call your friendly neighbor if you need anything!

  5. kris

    July 23, 2006 at 9:44 am

    You go, HR woman. I want to squeeze that man by the throat and I didn’t even get the details.

    Go, dilation! I’m not even sure if that’s right . . .

  6. Photographer Lori

    July 23, 2006 at 6:04 pm

    I can’t believe you’re almost there! How are you holding up in this heat! It’s horrible here in LA. (and we live close to the beach!) I had a photo shoot in Beverly Hills and it was 102 degrees!

    Stay cool