Saddy Sad

Well, hello there. Wito and I would like to make it known that we miss Lini and Bishop Stu Tu.

Please come back! I have Coca Cola and Fritos! And Rotel dip!

To keep my mind off the fact that my family is 2 million miles away, I’ve made a new hair tutorial that I will be debuting on Thursday. The Whoorl Blowdrying Tutorial, and good Lord, it is awful. So incredibly awful and lame.

It involves stupid photos and a horrific video because you can’t really show the blowdrying motion with a photograph. Yeah, you heard me, a snippet of a video of me blowdrying my hair. SERIOUSLY DUDE, WHO GIVES A SHIT.

(Hey! To the 5 people who requested a blowdrying tutorial! I’m here for you, man.)

  1. Sharri

    October 9, 2007 at 12:15 pm

    Whoorl! You read my mind! I have a new cut and am adjusting to the blow dry method my hairstylist used. I thought of writing to ask you to demo what you do – and then thought, “Duh. You can’t demonstrate how to blow dry hair on the internet!” And you! You came up with a way. You’re a queen! I am waiting with droopy hair…

  2. Kiki

    October 9, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    I could totally use a tutorial on blow drying! Also, I was hoping to find out about which kind of brush to use. Right now I use a regular old plastic bristle brush. Everyone tells me to use a big pronged comb when my hair is wet and bristly brush when I dry- but me no likey bristly brushes. Help!!

    PS. My BFF called with a hair dilemma. I told her to write in to your hair-apy Thursday’s but she needed help ASAP. So I sent her a few glam photos for inspiration a la Whoorl. We had our own mini-hair Thursday. So don’t you ever start thinking you ain’t helping nobody, because you’re saving America’s woman from bed head and mullets.

  3. lini

    October 9, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    We are saddy sad also.

  4. chirky

    October 9, 2007 at 1:07 pm

    Maybe you should include a video of you doing your hair from beginning to end – just for those of us who are ESPECIALLY hair-challenged.

  5. janet

    October 9, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    I don’t really so much want a tutorial as I want someone to come actually blow dry my hair for my every morning.

    Oh, who am I kidding. I can’t wait for the tutorial!!!

  6. Allison

    October 9, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Whoorl – you SERIOUSLY think that it will be horrible? You know as well as I that the blow-drying tutorial will live in infamy as did the curling iron tutorial. And? 5 people? Maybe you should notice the delurking page. THREE HUNDRED AND NINE!!! I’m sure the majority of us are in need of help with the blowing. Wait. Blow-drying. Yeah. The second one.

  7. Allison

    October 9, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Correction – THREE HUNDRED ELEVEN!!!!!

  8. Keri

    October 9, 2007 at 2:04 pm

    I give a shit! My hair has never looked better and it is all because of you.

  9. maggie

    October 9, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    I also give a shit! I have the most awesome haircut I’ve ever had and nobody knows because I can’t blow dry my hair (with a round brush- are you doing the round brush thing?) to save my life. I am pathetic and bed-headed and eagerly awaiting the blow dry tutorial!

  10. Super Sarah

    October 9, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    sweet jebus my prayers have been answered! I even went out last night for the first time in FOREVER and I put my hair up because I couldn’t face (find) the blowdryer! thank you thank you thank… can’t wait

  11. Teej

    October 9, 2007 at 2:46 pm

    Yay! I can’t get rid of the curl on the bottom that I get from blow drying. Even if I use a straightener it will bob up and flip out. There must be something wrong with my technique starting right at the root. Can’t wait to see the video.

  12. Kami

    October 9, 2007 at 2:55 pm

    You make me laugh! I will be sure to tune in for the tutorial :-)

  13. Aurelia

    October 9, 2007 at 3:12 pm

    As a wavy haired-woman, I will greatly appreciate the blow-drying tutorial. Word.

  14. bishOp stu tu

    October 9, 2007 at 3:26 pm

    whOOrl gOOrl,

    I checked your bedroom today..twice!!!…to see if you and witO might be there.

    shO’ miss you. here’s two words for mr. witO…


    makes me smile.

    yo dad, da bishOp.

  15. Heather B.

    October 9, 2007 at 4:28 pm

    I must say I was disappointed to show up and NOT have them there. No Lini to force me into cupcakes and no Bishop to force me to say Yum to Rum. But then I remembered that they passed those traits onto their wonderful daughter, so I guess it’s all good.

    At least you get to OK soon. When do *I* get to go back??