Lala just reminded me that her craft is not hindered by something as trivial as sobriety. She’s a performance artist of the highest magnitude, yo. (I am completely over the “yo” phenomenon, but I CAN’T STOP TYPING IT.) It is I, Duchess of Whoorl, who needs a leetle liquid courage from time to time.
And since the liquid courage will be a-flowin’, we just might attempt a video post while in Santa Fe. What this video entails, we do not know. Frankly, I find video blogs to be a bit creepy. I mean, a video. Of me. On the Interwebs! Creeps McGee. (Not to be confused with Crams McGee, which is entirely a different story. Does anyone else use that phrase? Just me? Ok then.)
However, after ingesting several tequila shots, creepy becomes slightly sketchy. Slightly sketchy turns to into no big deal and no big deal morphs into WE ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY! AND TALENTED! PEOPLE WILL LOVE US! WE’RE TAKING THIS ACT ON THE ROAD!
Does the idea of a poorly-made and possibly humiliating video titillate your senses? With hints of my drunken Oklahoma twang? Possibly singing and/or dancing? If I sense enough interest amongst my fellow users of the Interwebs (who else is loving 30 Rock?), we shall move forward with our plan. The caveat is I DECIDE how many comments equal “interest”, and unfortunately, visions of the hundreds of Crayola crayon comments from earlier this year are filling my head. P.S. – That entry was lost in the Great Whoorl Rebirth, but I remember…oh, I remember…
You do realize this is my insurance from actually having to DO this, right? I am not particularly fond of my video persona. (quivering in fear)
Most importantly, do you have any suggestions for our possible ground-breaking piece of history? If we end up utilizing your idea, I will send you a small token of my appreciation (coming from here).
Not to insinuate we are for sure doing this. That’s up to you guys. (OH HOW LAME IS THAT STATEMENT? COMMENT WHORE, COMMENT WHORE!)
Tina
April 24, 2007 at 3:46 pmYou are the next American Idol! Do it!
hannah
April 24, 2007 at 5:36 pmDo it! Show it! I promise I’ll sing along!
am'ti b
April 24, 2007 at 7:00 pmlove 30 rock, but don’t mention it to the fam. they have some major issue with alec b, so much so they are not only missing out on a super funny show, but they wouldn’t even see the departed. looking forward to whatever video creations ya’ll come up with.
Lulu
April 25, 2007 at 5:32 amplease. Please. PUH LEESE!!!
Kimmer
April 25, 2007 at 6:18 am“Oklahoma”
or
“I’ll Stop the World and Melt with You” to conjure up a Dan Rooney moment circa 1993. How ’bout that shit?
Ms. Runner
April 25, 2007 at 6:44 amCongrats to your sister! And I put both arms up for some heart-felt karaoke, preferably with costumes and dancing. Walk Like and Egyptian (with lots of Egyptian walking performance art), Hit me with your Best Shot, or You Shook Me All Night Long would all work.
Or, for something more modern that would be in keeping with your oh so glam lives, Fergie’s “G-l-a-m-o-r-o-u-s” (you know, you could go big with it, like Alanis’s “ironic” performance of “My Humps”).
Jenifer
April 25, 2007 at 7:37 amOH, hell yeah! I need some twang singing to get me in the mood for who the hell knows what!
I think you should do a whole Madonna montage, starting off with “Like a Virgin”, “Just Like a Prayer”, and finish up with something off the Disco album she put out.
I also, wholeheartedly, support Bohemian Rhapsody.